Prayers for Jazey.

[omahaman2]

Prayers and concern for you from us!!
Maybe a smile too with
a little doctor joke

PACKER FAN GETS BRAIN SURGERY
By: unknown
11/20/2001

There is this Packer fan who is married to a Bears fan.

He loves her with all of his heart, but just can't get past the fact that she is a Bears fan and therefore, kinda slow. He thinks long and hard, and comes to a decision. As much as he loves Green Bay, he loves her more. He decides to become a Bears fan.

After weeks of trying unsuccessfully to root for the Bears, he decides to enlist the aid of a doctor.

"Doc, I want to become a Bears fan, is there any way you can do it?" the man asks.

"Well, it's quite simple, I just have to remove 1/3 of your brain, but it is a very dangerous procedure.

Are you sure you want to do this?" the Doctor asks.

"I have no other choice." the man says.

He wants to have the surgery right away. The doctor begins the procedure. During the operation, his hand slips, and he cuts out too much of the poor Packer fan's brain. While the man is recuperating, the doctor is pacing around his bedside. The man starts to stir.

The doctor rushes over and says "Sir! I am so sorry, during the surgery I mistakenly removed
2/3 of your brain!"

The man looks up at the doctor with a big smile on his face and says, "GO VIKINGS!"

 

[69forever]

Prayers and concern for you from us!!
Maybe a smile too with
a little doctor joke

PACKER FAN GETS BRAIN SURGERY
By: unknown
11/20/2001

There is this Packer fan who is married to a Bears fan.

He loves her with all of his heart, but just can't get past the fact that she is a Bears fan and therefore, kinda slow. He thinks long and hard, and comes to a decision. As much as he loves Green Bay, he loves her more. He decides to become a Bears fan.

After weeks of trying unsuccessfully to root for the Bears, he decides to enlist the aid of a doctor.

"Doc, I want to become a Bears fan, is there any way you can do it?" the man asks.

"Well, it's quite simple, I just have to remove 1/3 of your brain, but it is a very dangerous procedure.

Are you sure you want to do this?" the Doctor asks.

"I have no other choice." the man says.

He wants to have the surgery right away. The doctor begins the procedure. During the operation, his hand slips, and he cuts out too much of the poor Packer fan's brain. While the man is recuperating, the doctor is pacing around his bedside. The man starts to stir.

The doctor rushes over and says "Sir! I am so sorry, during the surgery I mistakenly removed
2/3 of your brain!"

The man looks up at the doctor with a big smile on his face and says, "GO VIKINGS!"

LMAO!!! Jazey will love that one Oman. I'm sure she's fine, where ever she's off to this weekend.

 

[jazey_43]

LMAO!!! Jazey will love that one Oman. I'm sure she's fine, where ever she's off to this weekend.

Hey...you're right...I did love that one! Leave it to him to put a smile on my face!

Just so ya know, I spent 3/4 of the weekend in bed, I wasn't out anywhere...would have been nice, but I couldn't take it. Thought you might like to know. I never even got online.

Hope all of you had a great weekend...thanks for the posts guys....they sure do brighten my day!! I'm going to be a bit scarce as I have a few VERY rough days ahead of me. Wish me luck in this, and I'll be back soon. *hugs ya all*

Thanks guys...

 

[jazey_43]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Jazey}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} just sending you sweet gentle hugs hon, miss you

Thank you darlin...I miss you too...*big ass smoochies*

 

[MaryBears]

tight gentle hugs for Jazey hun I hope you have a great pain free week ​

 

[omahaman2]

So glad I could help to make such a pretty face smile!!
Praying for you during your rough week,as always!!
We all cant wait for your return,
I even did some research so when you return
we all can better understand you and
the rest of the cheeseheads!!
Wisconsin dictionary
1. AIN-A-HEY: placed at the end of a profound statement, as in "isn'tit?"

2. BART: a Green Bay institution who doesn't need a last name; (see"Vince").

3. BELIEVE-YOU-ME: attached to the beginning or end of a statement,makes it more credible; as in, "Really!"

4. BLAZE-ORANGE: what deer hunters and cold-weather Packers fans wear at Lambeau Field. Also a popular color for jail uniforms.

5. BORN IN A BARN?: a sarcastic question which usually means you left the door open or could not correctly differentiate between an alewive and a 'schmelt'

6. BORROW: used in place of lend, as in, "Could youse borrow me a couple two-tree bucks, yahhey?"

7. BRAT: a sausage; a Wisconsin tail gate favorite; doesn't have anything to do with a spoiled kid.

8. BUBBLER: to the rest of the world outside Wisconsin's borders, it is known as a drinking fountain.

9. BUDGE: to merge without permission; cut in; as in "Don't you budge in line for a brat, I was here first!"

10. BY to; near; as in "Let's go by One Eyed Jack's" or, "She'll come by da house tonight."

11. CHEDDERHEAD: someone from Wisconsin; see, "Cheesehead."

12. CHEESEHEAD: someone from Wisconsin; see, "Cheddarhead."

13. CHEESE CURD: small pieces of fresh cheese that squeak when you bite into them.

14. COMEER ONCE: a request for the presence of another Cheddarhead.

15. COUPLE-TWO-TREE more than one; as in "Delmer and I drank a couple-two-tree beers."

16. CRIPES: a Wisconsin expletive.

17. CRIPES-SAKE: a mild Wisconsin expletive.

18. CRIPES-SAKES-ALMIGHTY: a wild Wisconsin expletive.

19. DA: substitute for words beginning with TH;" as in, "Da guy over dere in da Bears shirt dere."

20. FAIR-TA-MIDDLIN: Not bad or great, just "O.K."

21. FISH FRY: a Friday night dining ritual in Wisconsin.

22. FLEET FARM: A Cheddarhead's answer to Bloomingdales. AKA: "The man's mall", "The Fleet Boutique"

23. FROZEN TUNDRA: Lambeau Field.

24. GEEEZ!: Another Wisconsin expletive.

25. GOAHEAD: Proceed; as in, "go ahead and back up your car dare."

26. GOTS: used in place of "have;" as in, "I gots my tickets to watch da Packers play on da FrozenTundra."

27. GOL-DURN: Another Wisconsin expletive.

28. HEY: placed at the beginning or end of phrases for emphasis, as in, "Hey, how 'bout dem Packers?" or "Hows about dem Packers, hey!"

29. HOWS-BY-YOU?: a greeting; the same as,"How's everything?

30. HUMDINGER: a beauty;as in "dat croppy youse caught up-nort is a real humdinger."

31. JOHN DEERE: a Cheddarhead's other vehicle.

32. LEEKER; one who lacks in the mental or physical stamina to continue partying.

33. M'WAKEE: Wisconsin's largest city; located just down the lake from T'rivers and Man'twoc.

34. N-SO?: a word inserted at the end of a statement;(sometimes pronounced as AIN-SO), used as a substitute for "isn't that right?" or "correct?"

35. OH,YAH: Depending on emphasis, it's either used as acknowledgment
as
"That's correct") or skepticism That's bull!).

36. PERT-NEER: (sometimes pronounced "PRET-NEAR"): in close proximity; just about.

37. POLKA: the national dance of Wisconsin.

38. RUBBERS: protection for your shoes; also known as "G'loshes."

39. SCANSIN: the state where Cheeseheads are from.

40. SCHMEAR: a card game; also a term used when someone gets beat in a game of Sheepshead.

41. SHEEPSHEAD: another card game.

42. SIDE-BY-EACH: used instead of "next to each other."

43. SKEETER: Wisconsin's state bird.

44. START WIT ME LAST: to forfeit your turn.

45. STOP-AND-GO LIGHTS: what everyone else refers to as traffic signals.

46. UFF-DAH: (from the untranslatable Norwegian phrase) meaning varies with severity of incident - from "Oops" to "Criminey" to words following "Oh-!" often said when you make a really big "boo-boo" and are in 'deep doggy-doo'.

47. UN-THAW: to defrost or thaw.

48. WHERE-ABOUTS: locality; proximity; as in,"where-abouts are youse-guys from?"

49. UP NORT: where Wisconsinites go on vacation.

50. UP-SIDE-RIGHT: rightside up.

51. VINCE: the other Green Bay icon who doesn't need a last name for instant recognition; (see "Bart").

52. WIH-SKON'-TSUN: the way you can tell the speaker is not a real Wisconsinite.

53. YAH-HEY: affirmative, but can be added reinforce a request.

54. YAH-SURE-YOU-BETCHA: yes, you are correct.

55. YOU-BETCHA: affirmative, as in "Yah-hey."

56. YOUSE: (var. "Yoose") pronoun, second person plural.

57. YOOPER: someone from even further up-nort' than you.

 

[69forever]

{{{{{{{{{{ Jazey }}}}}}}}}} x 12

Hang in there sweetie....I'm here for you. ~soft kisses~

 

[omahaman2]

Hope you're feeling better!!
Watch those doctors!!

I don't want to be a doctor because:

If I were a pathologist I'd be in a dead end job

If I were a biologist I'd be in jeans all the time.

Anesthesiology would put me to sleep

Cell specialists are too cultured for my taste.

I can't stand podiatry.

I can't see myself as an ophthalmologist.

I'm too old to be a gerontologist.

I would have to be crazy to become a psychiatrist.

But a friend told me that ontology would grow on me.

I'm told pediatrics is child's play!

I haven't got the heart to be a cardiologist.

And they'd see right thru me if I went into radiology.

And I really couldn't face it if I were a dermatologist.

I haven't got the spine to be a chiropractor.

I'm not cut out to be a surgeon.

If I weren't such a baby, I'd become a gynecologist.

It's been drilled into me that I should be a dentist.

I'd rather be a plumber than a urologist.

If I were a proctologist I'd have to look at assholes all day.

 

[southerntierguy]

Just thinking about you, hoping and prayig you're making it through this tough time.

 

[69forever]

Hey Jazey, Tigger says.....

Be cool, relax, rest easy and come see me, so I can bite your toes.

http://www.photorox.com/images/callhandyman53/lazycat.jpg

 

[69forever]

Soft hugs and gentle kisses for a sweet friend. Pray you rested well last night and have the strength to get through it all. You've always got a shoulder, r/l to lean on.

 

[ManofMithgar]

Strength, love and of course

Big Bare Bear Hugs and kisses sweet lady.

 

[Shreik]

Hey lovely lady I pray you are having better days and nights

 

[kayte]

Good afternoon {{{{{{{{{{{{{{Jazey}}}}}}}}}

Leaving lots of positive thoughts and healing prayers sweetie!!!

 

[MaryBears]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Jazey}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Your in my thoughts and prayers sweetie. ​

 

[69forever]

{{{{{{{{{{ Jazey }}}}}}}}}}

*sighs* What more can I say? Keep hangin' tough girl. Sending you all the strength I've got and a couple of my guardian angels.

 

[omahaman2]

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[69forever]

Ok, I'm going to take the liberty of updating folks.....

Jazey is ok. Hurting in doing what she needs to, according to the Orthopedic Doc.
But ok. Her primary care "physician" put her out of work for the next year. That's all I'm at liberty to say about that.

We're helping her apply for disability. It's not easy, but we'll see her through this.

I know she thinks of you all, and thanks you for the unconditional love and support.

Please.....keep it up. She needs it.

Thanks.....~S~

 

[babydoll2u]

Ok, I'm going to take the liberty of updating folks.....

Jazey is ok. Hurting in doing what she needs to, according to the Orthopedic Doc.
But ok. Her primary care "physician" put her out of work for the next year. That's all I'm at liberty to say about that.

We're helping her apply for disability. It's not easy, but we'll see her through this.

I know she thinks of you all, and thanks you for the unconditional love and support.

Please.....keep it up. She needs it.

Thanks.....~S~

thank you for the update S... please give her a hug and from me

 

[69forever]

thank you for the update S... please give her a hug and from me

Done Peg....tomorrow when I see her.

Can't tell you all what the support means to me as well. Why I'm still here. I'm not going to get into a big thing on someone else's thread....but putting aside personal differences to openly show support for someone we love is the true measure of friendship. To the one that counts.

Not meant for you Peg....just in general.

 

[omahaman2]

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Get better soon!!!

 

[catsr2wild]

Ok, I'm going to take the liberty of updating folks.....

Jazey is ok. Hurting in doing what she needs to, according to the Orthopedic Doc.
But ok. Her primary care "physician" put her out of work for the next year. That's all I'm at liberty to say about that.

We're helping her apply for disability. It's not easy, but we'll see her through this.

I know she thinks of you all, and thanks you for the unconditional love and support.

Please.....keep it up. She needs it.

Thanks.....~S~

Thanks hon for letting us know.....if she needs us she has the number, tell her to use it, collect even......{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Jazey}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{69}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

 

[Spenser41]

Jazey... always in my thoughts and prayers.... You know we love you and you know we are praying... Just keep hanging in there. Things are going to work out. Remember who is on your side!

 

[kayte]

Ok, I'm going to take the liberty of updating folks.....

Jazey is ok. Hurting in doing what she needs to, according to the Orthopedic Doc.
But ok. Her primary care "physician" put her out of work for the next year. That's all I'm at liberty to say about that.

We're helping her apply for disability. It's not easy, but we'll see her through this.

I know she thinks of you all, and thanks you for the unconditional love and support.

Please.....keep it up. She needs it.

Thanks.....~S~

Thank you {{{{{69}}}}}}} for filling us in sweetie!

{{{{{{{Jazey}}}}}}}}}}} You know we are all here for you darling.

Leaving more prayers for healing and strength.

 

[MaryBears]

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Jazey}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} thinking of you sweetie....Take care.


{{{{{{{{{Kayte}}}}}}}}}}}} miss you so much take care​