Pranks

[Endlessly]

I was just wondering.. Me being in college, the true testing ground for any good pranks.. what are some of the best pranks you've pulled or have had pulled on you?

A good example.. The Dean of Students at my college owns a mannequin head named Terry. My friends and I took it and are now holding it for ransom.. We e-mail him every day with pictures of Terry from around the campus and, thanks to my PaintShopPro skills, around the world.

He was taking too long coming up with our ransom demands, so we created the website http://adventures-of-terry.8m.com/ and changed all of the start pages in all of the computer labs so that it's the website that loads when Netscape is booted. And if he doesn't comply soon.. We're sending the URL to all of the staff and faculty. *grin* What're some of your favorites?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I created a desk top picture for a friend's computer that remembled a "Crash" screen with an alert that his entire hard drive had been erased. He booted on, and flipped out.

 

[Nobody Special]

Pranks hey, there's the classic ping pong ball, or sugar in the gass tank, but that's for someone you realy have a grudge against. The last prank that I did....mmmm....I would have to say is.... I can't tell yet I;m in the middle of getting one going concerning the 'special talent section' of the BB, sorry I'll tell ya about it latter though.

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[Gary1]

I guess the best prank or worst ... my borther was getting married. I gave him a "care package" for the wedding night. Included in the package was a bunch of condoms, oil, feathers, and some other fun stuff. Also included was a jar of vasoline. I have a friend who is a dentist. I asked him for a small supply of novocaine. I then mixed the novocaine in the jar of vasoline. Apparently she had not had much sex before ... and the rest is history ... my brother did not talk to me for some time afterwards. apparently his finger didn't have any feeling in it either ... hehehehe )

 

[Slut_boy]

Dear Endlessly,

Okay Endlessly, this is one that I heard of - similar to your prank on the dean.

In a suburb in Johannesburg, somebody's garden gnome (and I can't believe that people actually put those things in their gardens) was also kidnapped. The home owners (an elderly couple) had no idea where it had gone to. But apparently over the next few months or even year they continually received post-cards from the gnome - there were photos sent home of the gnome standing next to the Eiffel Tower in Paris, and next to the Sydney Opera House, etc. So this gnome had been all over the world. And then one post card told them how he had met a lovely lass - there was a picture of the two of them (their original gnome and a female gnome) standing together outside a movie house somewhere in Europe.Their gnome told them that he was in love with her. Anyway, a little while later - by now literally a year or two since the gnomes dissappearance, the elderly couple received a knock at the door. When they answered it what should they find there to meet them - none other than their gnome with his 'girlfriend' perched right outside their door step.

And they apparently never did know who pulled off this long and detailed prank. Quite a cool prank, don't you think. Almost the same as yours.

Cheers,
Slut_boy

 

[Lasher]

Ok, here goes, (I only hope this still exists!!)

Somewhere out there is a videotape of a friend of mine from college (Who at the time was 6'7 320 lbs, and 18 yrs old. He was a freshman offensive tackle on the football team of my alma mater), who was soooooo completely oblivious to his surroundings (apparently having drank himself into a coma!!), that he was unaware of the 20 or so people partying around him. He was also unaware of the fact that he was being FUCKED IN THE ASS with a FROZEN HOT DOG!!!!

I shit you not.

This was probably the highlight of the 5 years that I spent in college.

Needless to say, each time we watched the video a guard was posted. He would have kicked the living shit out of us if he ever saw that thing.

BTW, after we lost interest, the hot dog in question was left inserted. Sometime during the night he had to awake to find himself in an uncomfortable situation. He never said a word to us about it. And, obviously, none of us ever broached the subject with him.

I don't know who ended up with the video, or what happened to it. But I would give almost anything to see it one more time!!!!

It's like my man Chef says, "There's a time and a place for everything. And it's called COLLEGE."



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[Hawksview]

E....

The best prank I've ever heard of or saw was on the show MASH....

It involved a group of people trying to out do each other with pranks....

While they each nailed each other in various and sundry ways....

The piesta resistance was....how they made Hawkeye squirm waiting on them to get him..

It was the ultimate prank.... waiting on the axe to fall...

It never did... and that was the best part... watching him fall apart......

 

[Rosebud]

this is an old one but it always supplied people with laughs.
you need saran wrap, lift toilet lid, as tightly as you can pull it wrap it on the toilet, put lid back down and wait for the scream

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Rosebud-- You took mine!!! I have done that & it was a hoot!!!!! Nothing like your "suitemate" rushing to the bathroom in the middle of the night to sit down and get piss all over herself, the toilet, her pj's & the floor! OMG!!!

She got me back, though. She snuck into my room when I was sleeping and removed practically everything I owned...toiletries, underwear, clothes, the rugs on the floor, the furniture she could carry...you name it, it was GONE!!

I got her back by dipping her toothbrush in sardine juice and hiding her toothpaste...

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[Shox]

I participated in many pranks while in college. My friends and I had a yearly favorite around easter. We liked to call it "puggy bunny". We would take those marshmallow bunnies and put them all over someone's car. We would than put oreos and wrap the car in toilet paper. We did this to the same person 3 years in a row. Don't worry he always got us back.....

 

[Rodrigo]

A couple of my fraternity brothers killed a guy, and then...wait, that's more of a "felony" than a "prank."

 

[HiJincs]

One of the best Pranks I ever heard about was when a professor and his wife went on a 3 or 4 week vacation.

The property their home was on bordered a church cemetery. A few of their closest friends were able to get their hands on 4 or 5 engraved headstones and placed them in the professor's backyard, with all the appropriate fresh dirt.

A letter was sent to them at their vacation location telling them that the Church had recently run out of room to bury the newly deceased members and had the property re-surveyed. They were happy to find that the lines were incorrect and the church property extended into what was thought to be the professor's back yard.

I heard that the professor and his wife are still trying to decide on an appropriate revenge.

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[Rosebud]

In camp, we actually got a leaders cot into a tree with him in it, it took alot of people...good thing he was a sound sleeper. He was also very afraid of snakes...after chasing him aroung with a black snake we told him that snakes smell like bananas and then rubbed his pillow case with bananas_of course that was when I was still in High school.

 

[Nobody Special]

Hey Endlessly, I just rememberd some more play ful pranks that I had done when I was working in a restaraunt. One of the cooks (I'll call him Mike) would always put some thing in everyones drinks, tobasco, salt sugar,... anything. I got him back two times. 1st) I was shucking (pealing the skin off) garlic cloves. When mike left the room and his water on the counter, I took one of the Cloves and rimmed the top of his glass and place a Whole clove in his glass of water. When he came back he seen the clove in his water. Dumping out the water and saying that there was no way that I could get him, he refilled the glass and took a big gulp of water and spit it right out and started swaring up a storm about the garlic flavor. 2nd) Was with the same guy, But this time I dumped out 1/2 of his water and refilled it with fresh pickle juice, being careful not to leave any seeds in the glass. Any way he took a nice drink out of it and was in the bathroom for about 15 min recooperating. Don't get me wrong it took me about 6 months to get him but I got him. to this date I'm the only one to get him 2 times.

One irritating thing that I do, like in bars, if there is a smoker sitting near me and they get up to dance or go the rest rooms and leave their cigs there, I'll take the plastic coating off and put it back on so that it covers the access of the cigs. This causes a little frustration and confussion on the part of the smoker and watching thier reactions to this is hellarious. The expressions are countless. Try it!!! you'll see what I mean.
C-ya E

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[BeautyBabe]

I was told this one by someone at uni, I don't know if it's true or if it works.

Apparently the foam firefighters use is made by mixing 2 chemicals with water. You put one chemical in the cistern of the toilet, the other in the pan, and wait for someone to flush...

Works best in student residences!

 

[Guest]

Rosebud good one!

 

[Softly]

Football Game

An MIT guy played a prank on Harvard. Every
afternoon at 2 PM sharp, he would go to the
Harvard Football Field. Wearing a black and
white shirt, he would pour out bird food, as
he walked up and down the field, blowing a
whistle.

When the ref blew the whistle for the start
of the Harvard - Yale game, which was the first
game of the year, hundreds of bird were drawn
to the field. It took over 45 minutes to chase
them away, so that the game could start.

 

[Softly]

Wedding Prank

Party for the groom, the night before his wedding.
He is a medical resident. They got him very drunk.
He passed out - 200 proof stuff. Put him in a lower
body cast. He gets married the next morning wearing
it, after being told that he had fallen and Fx his
hip. Went on a two week honeymoon. When he returns,
of course, he wants to see the "X rays!"

 

[Softly]

Leaving in a Jet Plane.

Same group as in the Wedding Prank. In the
days before tight security at airports.
A medical resident, who is to be married the
next day in Burlington, Vt., where the party
is gets very drunk. The take all his money,and
identification. Put him on a plane for Boston,
after telling the flight attendant that "Someone"
will meet him there.

He arrived in Boston, in a sorry state of confusion.
Did make it back to Burlington for his 2 PM wedding.

 

[Softly]

Cow attends University

The president, and student council of the
freshman class, "Steal" a cow from the
University of Vermont farm. Take it a mile
to the area of the women's dorms. Found an
open door to the main dorm. Left the cow
in the lounge.

Next day it was in all the papers; "Cow Attends
UVM."

Two months later, the Dean of Men found out by a
tip from one of the boys fathers, who had become
his friend, who did it. He invited them all to
his home for Pizza. Spent the night telling them
about pranks he knew about.

 

[Bushido71XS]

My senior year in High School, I had an english teacher who drove one of those little Triumph TR6 cars. The little itty bitty ones with the Targa top.

A bunch of us picked it up and carried it into the gym during lunch period. Hot-wired it, locked the steering wheel into a turn and left it there, driving in circles.

The coolest thing is, I went back to my old a few yaers back and the tires marks are still in the gym floor.

 

[Guest]

I love practical jokes.