Post your favorite MILF archetype!

[DarkCosmos]

So, I posted a similar thread to this one in the Story Ideas forum to get the creative juices flowing, but I thought I'd also post it here just because I thought it could be a lot of fun.

We're all very well aware of the MILF category in adult entertainment and erotica. But I thought it would be a fun exercise to go through and list some of our favorite MILF archetypes we've seen in writing and in other media. The only rules are no incest postings (an exception is made for stepmoms), and it has to meet the MILF criteria. In other words, your archetype has to be a type of mom. Preferably a Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Here are some examples I've come up with:

The Trophy Mom: Aka Beverly Hills barbie mom. This is the mom whose husband makes seven figures annually and thus is used to doing absolutely no physical labor whatsoever. She's likely spoiled her kids rotten and burns through a ton of cash on botox and the newest Mercedes every year. She will absolutely ask to speak to your manager if and when you should cross her.

The Professional Mom: Aka "have you eaten today, sweetie?" This is the mom we all want to have growing up. When one thinks of an ideal mother, they think of the Professional Mom. A lady who is so giftedly kind, sweet, and wholesome that apple pie is her blood type. Her refrigerator door is completely covered in children's crayon drawings. She has thirty different recipes for cookies and is the designated baker at all PTA functions.

The Cougar Mom: this mom has been around awhile and is a little rough around the edges. She's been through some shit and has the c-scars to prove it. She may have been a stripper in a past life, but we don't talk about that. Two things she can't live without is her marlboros and her boxed wine. After dealing with three divorces, she doesn't need another man in her life. She needs a boytoy. Daughters beware if you bring a new boyfriend into the den.

 

[djrip]

Hippie Mom: Breastfeeds naked in the woods.

Burning Mom: Builds pyrotechnic stroller for the playa.

 

[alohadave]

The Professional Mom

This confused me until I realized you meant Professional Stay-at-Home Mom.

I was thinking professional as in working mom.

 

[DarkCosmos]

This confused me until I realized you meant Professional Stay-at-Home Mom.

I was thinking professional as in working mom.

Perhaps I should have clarified that one a bit. When I say Professional Mom, I mean the quintessential house-mom to an absolute tee.

 

[AchtungNight]

The Kinky MILF- she had one or more past relationships that allowed her to indulge various kinks but her husband won’t allow such things in their relationship. So she strays… or maybe she’s a single mom divorced from her husband and she lets him raise the kids while she lives her chosen lifestyle and visits her family between hookups. Maybe she’s a unicorn for the ex-husband and his more vanilla second wife on occasion.

The Swinger MILF- a mother was a bisexual swinger or indulged some other type of kinks in her past before marriage. The husband allows her to indulge her past on occasion while himself indulging in swapping, threesomes with his wife and her female lovers, or other kinks he has that are supported by his wife.

The “Pure” MILF- this is the most realistic cliche. She freely indulges in lovemaking with her husband and her husband only. Maybe they indulge personal kinks with each other, however. Or maybe she’s having a secret affair with the hot nanny or neighbor behind her husband’s back.

 

[DarkCosmos]

The “Pure” MILF- this is the most realistic cliche. She freely indulges in lovemaking with her husband and her husband only. Maybe they indulge personal kinks with each other, however. Or maybe she’s having a secret affair with the hot nanny or neighbor behind her husband’s back.

Going along with the Pure MILF, I'd also add this one.

The Frustrated MILF: this is the mom who wants to be loyal to her husband, but he's just not putting out anymore. He's constantly at work, or out with the boys, or away on a long business trip. Her kids have moved out of the house so now she's lonely and bored constantly. It's a pressure cooker situation that, when combined with a new family and their sweet nineteen-year-old son moving in, can easily lead to a reluctant extra-marital affair. That gets progressively more and more raunchy.

 

[AchtungNight]

I have also seen what I call the “Faux Incest MILF”. Typical situation here is Children are grown up, experimented in college with bisexuality or swinging, they’re home for a visit and decide to broaden their hot stepmother’s horizons. Children seduce stepmother. This is a cliche I have to skip over or reimagine as role playing whenever I see it. I’m only willing to accept so much between consenting adults. Other readers and authors may feel differently.

One more- the “Pain Slut MILF”. She strayed on purpose to arouse her husband into punishing her. I’ve seen this one in Loving Wives here on Lit.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Leanne's mum, when I was in Year Ten in High School. Leanne was a sixteen year old hotcake, her mum was a good Catholic girl who got married at eighteen. Leanne was born seven months later, apparently. Do the maths .

 

[DarkCosmos]

Leanne's mum, when I was in Year Ten in High School. Leanne was a sixteen year old hotcake, her mum was a good Catholic girl who got married at eighteen. Leanne was born seven months later, apparently. Do the maths .

That's actually one that I don't think enough people consider. The super young mom. Maybe she got pregnant straight out of highschool? Either way, she's about the same age as most college kids now, only raising a three-year-old. To me that still qualifies for MILF status.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Post your favorite MILF archetype!​

I must admit that I had been intrigued by Lucia. To be honest, it wasn't just Paula's warning I had in mind. Lucia's photo in the schedule had been a little different to the other parents. It was her and her son, Daniel, on the beach. She was dressed modestly enough, in beach shorts and a baggy pale blue shirt, tied at the waist. But the shirt was unbuttoned and the neon yellow bikini under it was rather striking. She wore it well for a woman who, I assumed, was in her late thirties to mid-forties, like the rest of us. No partner appeared in either the photo, or her details. Just like me.

[…]

I recognized the other party. Lucia. Even with more clothes on, she was a striking woman. Italian blood, I guessed. Glossy black hair, falling in waves over her shoulders. Pale skin, with just a touch of olive. It was her lips I noticed most. Full, rosebud lips, accentuated in glossy scarlet. Her eyes were hidden behind the same expensive sunglasses as in her beach photo; though the day was far from sunny. She wasn't tall, but her heels made her seem more so. Rather than wearing the same amorphous mom clothes as everyone else, she was slinky. A pencil skirt, a white shirt that fitted her curves. The top few buttons undone, framing an obvious cleavage; accentuated by her currently standing hands on hips.

[…]

Then I saw her.

I think it was the sunglasses that caught my eye first. OK, that's a lie, it was her ass. Even before I recognized her. She was dressed for jogging and it was hard not to look twice. Her skin-tight leggings saw to that. She had a sprinter's ass. Toned, but powerful. And amazingly pert for a woman of her age. Raising my eyes, the rear of her tiny sports bra didn't cover a lot of her back, which looked lightly muscular. As she turned the sunglasses did lead to recognition. I waved awkwardly and she strode over. Her mid-sized breasts jiggling a little despite the support. She flipped up her glasses and I was struck by clear sapphire eyes, the last thing I was expecting given her general coloration. My God, she had Nicky's eyes.

[…]

As the two of us got out of the car, I saw that Lucia had swapped her regular sunglasses for some equally expensive-looking Oakleys, her hair scraped back in a ponytail. She looked every inch the athlete, from her running shoes to orange shorts and a fitted black T. She had an athlete's legs as well, I have a thing for the calf muscles of women runners. In her hand she held a hydration pack. Damn! I had forgotten mine.

 

[ElectricBlue]

That's actually one that I don't think enough people consider. The super young mom. Maybe she got pregnant straight out of highschool? Either way, she's about the same age as most college kids now, only raising a three-year-old. To me that still qualifies for MILF status.

No, you got the maths wrong. Leanne = 16 + her mum married at 18 = 34.

Leanne definitely got her mum's looks - Mrs N was seriously attractive. I'd go back home each term during university, and drop by to see her, even when I knew Leanne had moved out of home.

 

[AchtungNight]

I’ve also seen the “Shipper MILF”. She’s widowed or has an absent husband, plays cougar with a neighbor boy. Then she either meets a new man, her husband comes back into the equation, or her gossipy neighbor starts getting too close to noticing the MILF’s affair. She has to hide it quickly. “Hey, my frustrated virgin but hot daughter Stacy needs a prom date!” You can easily add a lesbian or gay twist into this cliche if you like by changing the gender of MILF and/or child and you can also create drama as the cougar cub worries about preferring mother or daughter/son. Maybe the MILF also loans her child a dildo or porn library to ease their frustrations. You can get worse than that if you like, I’m sure your imagination is spinning by now.

 

[DarkCosmos]

I’ve also seen the “Shipper MILF”. She’s widowed or has an absent husband, plays cougar with a neighbor boy. Then she either meets a new man, her husband comes back into the equation, or her gossipy neighbor starts getting too close to noticing the MILF’s affair. She has to hide it quickly. “Hey, my frustrated virgin but hot daughter Stacy needs a prom date!”

Okay, but that's actually brilliant. Dispose of the evidence of infidelity by pimping out the protagonist to her daughter

 

[AwkwardlySet]

The domineering and seductive college professor MILF is my kryptonite.

 

[TxRad]

Then there is the well tanned milf on the nude beach showing off the goodies as her husband sits a little ways away with his video camera rolling. He loves to watch her flash her pussy at the passing guys. The next thing he knows, his wife is totally surrounded by naked guys with varying sized dicks. She shows off even more.

Later at home, they watch the video as they fuck each other's brains out.

 

[yukonnights]

Hippie Mom: Breastfeeds naked in the woods.

Burning Mom: Builds pyrotechnic stroller for the playa.

I'm gonna jump on board with the Hippie Mom — truth be told, that's pretty much what I did many years ago We're still going strong together.

 

[Rob_Royale]

The cougar archetype excites me. She's widowed or divorced and wants to be free with her sexuality, but she's not interested in guys her age. Been there, done that. But when the twenty-six-year-old fire-fighter walks into her life and she catches him checking her out? Now that's worth a look, she thinks. She's in total control, she's got agency, she's got her looks and she's in a target-rich environment. What's not to love?

 

[alohadave]

But when the twenty-six-year-old fire-fighter walks into her life and she catches him checking her out?

Ooh, I like this.

 

[AchtungNight]

My personal favorite is the Single MILF. She has kids, husband is gone thx to divorce or apparent death overseas, she meets a new guy who’s into her and vice versa. I’d personally be ok with dating this kind of MILF IRL. Of course, if I find out I’m in a soap opera and the husband is coming back into my new lady’s life thx to rekindled relationships, deception on her part, or the classic “soldier no longer missing in action” situation I’m going to be upset. Unless of course she ends up staying with me ultimately. If I end up dating her hot best friend instead because she prefers her husband (Shipper MILF variant), that’s fine too.

Optional situations- husband’s a jerk and I help my new lady finalize their separation. Or maybe we become buddies and he forgives me and his wife, lets one or both of us move on without problems. If she shipped me with her friend and they’re into swapping, so is the husband, I’m ok with that too. If he’s going overseas again, and needs someone to keep his wife company while he’s away, with no hot friend in the equation, I will politely decline due to obvious drama. You can only repeat that cliche so many times.

Also, apologies for missing the no Incest rule in the OP.

 

[DarkCosmos]

If she shipped me with her friend and they’re into swapping, so is the husband, I’m ok with that too. If he’s going overseas again, and needs someone to keep his wife company while he’s away, with no hot friend in the equation, I will politely decline due to obvious drama. You can only repeat that cliche so many times.

Also, apologies for missing the no Incest rule in the OP.

I'm envisioning a group of upper class suburban moms getting together for lunch every weekend talking about their experiences with the local pool boy. They all agree to fool around with the same stud because it keeps things simple and doesn't add too many messy entanglements into the equation.

Also, you're fine! No worries.

 

[AchtungNight]

I'm envisioning a group of upper class suburban moms getting together for lunch every weekend talking about their experiences with the local pool boy. They all agree to fool around with the same stud because it keeps things simple and doesn't add too many messy entanglements into the equation.

Also, you're fine! No worries.

If the MILFs are into this, I’m ok with being the pool boy. But I hope at least a few of them are bisexual and into each other also or we can keep a good schedule so I don’t get worn out. As for the husbands, I’ll either make friends with each of them or hope they stay out of the equation. Or I’ll break up with the wife if I must. Or I’ll find out Husband X is a loser and his wife divorces him in my favor once I give her necessary support. My stepdad did the later favor for my mom during her own divorce. They hooked up once the divorce was finalized. No affair between them during divorce proceedings far as I know. My dad said otherwise, she called him a liar. Readers can do the math.

Don’t worry, folks. My dad was an a-hole with a gambling addiction and some other bad habits. I’m fine with him out of the equation. I guess you could call my mom a “Rescued MILF”. Not that I’m into her personally, but I’d be ok with dating a woman in a similar situation.

 

[AchtungNight]

Last one. “Voyeur Stepmom”. Guy dates hot stepdaughter of the MILF, gets busy with his date in what he thinks is a private situation, and the MILF is secretly watching through a hidden video camera or on the other side of the wall listening. You can take it from there.

Thx for exciting my flight of ideas!

 

[MajorRewrite]

Fitness Fanatic MILF: she gave birth to a kid or two, but trained hard and brought her body back to sculpted perfection. She lives in leggings and sports bras because she knows she’s got it and she likes to flaunt it.

Her husband is getting a bit soft as he ages, and Fitness Fanatic MILF lets her eyes wander to the hard-body men at the gym.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Post your favorite MILF archetype!​

Just occurred to me. I wrote a literal DILF recently.

Em

 

[TxRad]

I'm 4300 words into the post number 15 idea.