Post the lamest joke you have heard today

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

heres one I just got roped into listening to:


Why is the Number Six scared?

Because Seven(7) Ate(8) Nine(9) and Ten(10)

 

[fillmup]

What do you call a smart blonde?




A Golden retriever!

 

[plasticman33]

What sexual position produces the ugliest children?


Ask your Mom!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Q: You know how to circumcise a boy from _________? (Insert the location of your choice.)

A: Kick his sister under the chin.

~H~

 

[seXieleXie]

class is like a naked banana. it lacks appeal.

 

[shyybabe]

Blond Cowboy

Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots.

So the sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

Cowboy says " Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her....and I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did....

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did...

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did...

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of funny and says, Now go to town cowboy....

So here I am."

 

[bluntforcemama]

Um, Okay, tell me another one.

 

[seXieleXie]

a cowboy sits down next to a woman at a bar and orders a beer.
"howdy ma'am" he says
the woman looks at him and after a moment asks "are you a real cowboy?"
"i reckon so" the cowboy replies
"well," she says "i'm a lesbian. i think about women all the time. when i get up in the morning, when i'm in the shower, when i'm at work, when i come home, at night before i go to bed. i just love women, so you're waisting your time with me" then she gets up and leaves.
the cowboy is a bit flustered and sits at the bar drinking his beer for a while. a little later a woman comes up to him and with wide eyes asks him "hey, are you a real cowboy?"
the cowboy looks sheepish and tells her "well, i used to think i was, but as it turns out, i'm actually a lesbian."