Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[rlaflamme]

Smuggles green dogs across state lines.

Pours hot water down ant holes.

 

[Gamine67]

Washes the windshield with his sleeve cuff

 

[rlaflamme]

Washes the windshield with his sleeve cuff

Piles leaves on her car before she takes off to make it rain leaves when she starts to drive.

 

[Gamine67]

Piles leaves on her car before she takes off to make it rain leaves when she starts to drive.

On the cusp of his childhood dream of playing June Cleaver in a all male musical review.

 

[rlaflamme]

On the cusp of his childhood dream of playing June Cleaver in a all male musical review.

Throws pebbles at the bride and groom.

 

[Gamine67]

His favorite part of Euclidean geometry is convex polygons

 

[rlaflamme]

His favorite part of Euclidean geometry is convex polygons

Goes to exotic places, not for the experience, but to collect bugs for her to display.

 

[Gamine67]

Ring master at private XXX Flea Circus until a dog strolled by.

 

[rlaflamme]

Ring master at private XXX Flea Circus until a dog strolled by.

Chases squirrels up trees.

 

[Gamine67]

Plays mumbley-peg by himself with a ax handle

 

[rlaflamme]

Plays mumbley-peg by himself with a ax handle

Has extra Monopoly money made up and sneaks it into her stack of money while playing so she can win.

 

[Gamine67]

Has extra Monopoly money made up and sneaks it into her stack of money while playing so she can win.

Has Alt Profile espousing world peace through male lingerie modeling.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has Alt Profile espousing world peace through male lingerie modeling.

Looks for photos of muscular men, then photoshops her head on them.

 

[Gamine67]

Bicycles in cowboy boots.

 

[Series 6]

Bicycles in cowboy boots.

Still rides a bike with training wheels

 

[vibes]

Bicycles in cowboy boots.

Her vespa has been seized by the Cartoon Police

 

[starrynightin64]

Still rides a bike with training wheels

Aspires to work over at Disney with the Star Wars teams

Her vespa has been seized by the Cartoon Police

He's got in an application for working at a bun bakery

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Doesn't know anything about stargazing

 

[rlaflamme]

Doesn't know anything about stargazing

Can only sleep if Twinkle Twinkle Little Star plays over and over in the background.

 

[numeniusa]

Can only sleep if Twinkle Twinkle Little Star plays over and over in the background.

Always buys bananas in threes. No more, no less.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Studied under Gallagher's School of smashing melons.

 

[Gamine67]

Barred from all State owned karaoke bars in Havana.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Barred from all State owned karaoke bars in Havana.

viva la revolución

Helped me escape imminent capture by the feds.

 

[Gamine67]

viva la revolución

Helped me escape imminent capture by the feds.

....esa negrita tiene eso tumba'o.... . Celia Cruz

Wears sunglasses in the shower

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

....esa negrita tiene eso tumba'o.... . Celia Cruz

Wears sunglasses in the shower

I will be listening to that soon now

Her goggles give her x-ray vision, its why I avoid lead underwear