Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Gamine67]

Love child of an organic polymer

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Love child of an organic polymer

Paints ceramic chickens with Grandma most Saturday nights.

 

[Series 6]

Paints ceramic chickens with Grandma most Saturday nights.

Hates Eric Clapton and hot weather.

 

[Gamine67]

Hates Eric Clapton and hot weather.

Can’t tell a Layla from a LaLa. WAIT! That’s not a baseless lie.

Okay here goes —— Is overly fastidious when mucking the stalls.

 

[Series 6]

Can’t tell a Layla from a LaLa. WAIT! That’s not a baseless lie.

Okay here goes —— Is overly fastidious when mucking the stalls.

Doh! I deserved that one.

Has been known gas up and drive away from the pump without paying

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Has been known gas up and drive away from the pump without paying

Makes dogs howl when he sings.

 

[Series 6]

Makes dogs howl when he sings.

Finds spoons erotic

 

[Gamine67]

Finds spoons erotic

Suffers from Adhesive Accumulation Disorder (AAD) a type of separation anxiety that can get out-of-hand and considered a gateway to polymers, and we’re not talking street level Silly Putty stuff.

 

[jasonmason]

Suffers from Adhesive Accumulation Disorder (AAD) a type of separation anxiety that can get out-of-hand and considered a gateway to polymers, and we’re not talking street level Silly Putty stuff.

Likes to ride her moped Lady Godiva style through town.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Likes to ride her moped Lady Godiva style through town.

Likes to eat all the remaining Halloween candy secretly

 

[jasonmason]

Likes to eat all the remaining Halloween candy secretly

Isn't really a Brit. She was "Born in East LA".

 

[Jada59]

Isn't really a Brit. She was "Born in East LA".

Is a ravioli filler for Chef Boyardee.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Is a ravioli filler for Chef Boyardee.

Stuffed animal.

 

[jasonmason]

Stuffed animal.

Doesn't know any magic tricks. At all.

 

[Jada59]

Doesn't know any magic tricks. At all.

Eats on the insides of pie. Never the crust.

 

[HBergeron]

Eats on the insides of pie. Never the crust.

She's part of the advance troops from the planet Felina 3, bent on confiscating Earth's yarn stockpile.

 

[PapaRomantic]

She's part of the advance troops from the planet Felina 3, bent on confiscating Earth's yarn stockpile.

Dreams only in pastel colors.

 

[Polranny]

Hasn't learnt the basics of texting

 

[angelofthenorth]

Hasn't learnt the basics of texting

has won awards for his pickled onions at garden fates

 

[Jada59]

has won awards for his pickled onions at garden fates

Barks at the moon.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Barks at the moon.

Has learned to say, "Yes, please" in 12 different languages.

 

[Jada59]

Has learned to say, "Yes, please" in 12 different languages.

Ha! I can barely speak English.

Loves spaghetti tacos.

 

[Beardpositive77]

Ha! I can barely speak English.

Loves spaghetti tacos.

Actually doesn't purr when you scratch her head.

 

[rlaflamme]

Actually doesn't purr when you scratch her head.

Only drinks prune juice.

 

[ashik09]

Nothing here.