Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[rlaflamme]

Is neither the man or the woman or the photographer in his AV, but is well disguised as the car in the background.

Only drinks out of plastic bottles that have been partially melted.

 

[Midwest50Guy]

Only drinks out of plastic bottles that have been partially melted.

likes the smell of not only his own, but other people's farts

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

likes the smell of not only his own, but other people's farts

Can summon tornadoes to target his enemies.

 

[ashik09]

Can summon tornadoes to target his enemies.

Only eats potato scones with brown sauce.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Only eats potato scones with brown sauce.

Wants to be the host of a swingers club.

 

[rlaflamme]

Wants to be the host of a swingers club.

Will not swim in a lake because sharks are there

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Will not swim in a lake because sharks are there

Thinks I know how to swim

 

[rlaflamme]

Thinks I know how to swim

Thinks I really am from Mars

 

[ashik09]

Thinks I really am from Mars

You're not!?

 

[rlaflamme]

You're not!?

Might be....

Uses lighter fluid and a match to breath fire

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Might be....

Uses lighter fluid and a match to breath fire

DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Midwest50Guy]

Can summon tornadoes to target his enemies.

Oh I wish I could...But that was good.

 

[ydahecnot]

Is from Brooklyn

 

[rlaflamme]

Is from Brooklyn

Never goes out in the daylight.

 

[ashik09]

Never goes out in the daylight.

Wears knock-off Chuck Taylors.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Wears knock-off Chuck Taylors.

Only breathes fire after vodka.

 

[rlaflamme]

Only breathes fire after vodka.

Lights his house with candles because he is afraid of electricity.

 

[Gamine67]

Lights his house with candles because he is afraid of electricity.

Believes being chastised has something to do with virginity

 

[rlaflamme]

Believes being chastised has something to do with virginity

Never wears socks because they keep the evil demons in them

 

[Gamine67]

Refuses to ‘Jump To The left’ while doing the Time Warp

 

[rlaflamme]

Refuses to ‘Jump To The left’ while doing the Time Warp

Collects Hula Hoops

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Collects Hula Hoops

Has massive dreidel collection.

 

[rlaflamme]

Has massive dreidel collection.

Chases salamanders through streams.

 

[Brian70]

Chases salamanders through streams.

Adds sound effects when "shooting" people with laser finger guns

 

[Series 6]

Adds sound effects when "shooting" people with laser finger guns

Bedazzles his t shirts