Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Jada59]

Drinks 1Ltr of Strongbow for breakfast.

Has Buckfast on porriage for lunch.

Likes nothing better than blue nun soup for dinner.

Parties like it's 1999.

 

[rlaflamme]

Parties like it's 1999.

Hisses at cars when they pass her

 

[fisherfella]

Thinks Sydney Australia is a rock star!

 

[rlaflamme]

Thinks Sydney Australia is a rock star!

Taps both sides of a door when he walks through them to judge the stability of them.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Taps both sides of a door when he walks through them to judge the stability of them.

Listens to Wilson Phillips' "Hold On" on repeat.

 

[ashik09]

Listens to Wilson Phillips' "Hold On" on repeat.

Puts chopsticks between their fingers and pretends to be Wolverine.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Puts chopsticks between their fingers and pretends to be Wolverine.

Still has a half-eaten turkey leg in the backseat from yesterday’s Scarborough Faire

 

[base10]

Still has a half-eaten turkey leg in the backseat from yesterday’s Scarborough Faire

Is afraid to drive across bridges over troubled water

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Is afraid to drive across bridges over troubled water

Lives in fear of the person who let the dogs out.

 

[rlaflamme]

Lives in fear of the person who let the dogs out.

Is afraid of owls.

 

[Gamine67]

Is afraid of owls.

Canceled his subscription to Readers Digest because he said it made him constipated.

 

[rlaflamme]

Canceled his subscription to Readers Digest because he said it made him constipated.

Covered all the windows in her house so the "evil" rays couldn't get in.

 

[Gamine67]

Covered all the windows in her house so the "evil" rays couldn't get in.

Practices Pataphysics - The Science Of Imaginary Solutions

 

[rlaflamme]

Practices Pataphysics - The Science Of Imaginary Solutions

Bakes pasta instead of boiling it because she is afraid she will flood the kitchen

 

[Gamine67]

Bakes pasta instead of boiling it because she is afraid she will flood the kitchen

Only has a kitchen because it came with the house.

 

[rlaflamme]

Only has a kitchen because it came with the house.

Has guitar, because it looks cool, has no idea how to play it, and never intends to.

 

[Gamine67]

Turned himself in to TSA because he had a loaded question

 

[rlaflamme]

Turned himself in to TSA because he had a loaded question

Believes when they talk about looking for the little black box of airline crashes that it means someone was going to propose on the plane and they don't want to lose the ring.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Can't grant three wishes but only if you rub his big toe and thumb simultaneously

 

[rlaflamme]

Can't grant three wishes but only if you rub his big toe and thumb simultaneously

Spent three days digging to find the center of the earth before giving up on it.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Loves spiders and snakes

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Loves spiders and snakes

plays with himself on planes, boats, and car rides....

 

[rlaflamme]

plays with himself on planes, boats, and car rides....

Dances in the moonlight and howls.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

plays with himself on planes, boats, and car rides....

Thats not a lie lol...

Secretly loves to jump rope.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Thats not a lie lol...

Secretly loves to jump rope.

Is neither the man or the woman or the photographer in his AV, but is well disguised as the car in the background.