Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[cowslinger64]

(mhmm.. I noticed you were so hurried to jump slinger...)

Not surprising when you consider that mommy thing.. NRJ is shy

Is jealous of NRJs love of the Sling..

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Is jealous of NRJs love of the Sling..

Works as a farmhand. Gets paid extra to wear banana hammocks.

 

[cowslinger64]

Works as a farmhand. Gets paid extra to wear banana hammocks.

Her penis is a glue on.

 

[MattWolf]

He can't sling cows, not even little ones.

 

[cowslinger64]

He can't sling cows, not even little ones.

He really knows how to hurt a guy..

 

[VoraciousValue]

He really knows how to hurt a guy..

Is actually a monk who has taken a vow of silence.

 

[Taegul]

He honestly doesn't give a shit what you think of his 1972 lime green Ford Pinto. That damn car is a chick magnet.

 

[Jada59]

He honestly doesn't give a shit what you think of his 1972 lime green Ford Pinto. That damn car is a chick magnet.

Wants to be the owner of said Pinto.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Wants to be the owner of said Pinto.

Owns a puppy mill.

 

[gentold]

Owns a puppy mill.

his real moniker is Voracious eater

 

[VoraciousValue]

his real moniker is Voracious eater

Is a lumberjack, but he's not OK. Neither does he sleep all night, nor does he work all day.

 

[gentold]

Is a lumberjack, but he's not OK. Neither does he sleep all night, nor does he work all day.

he is ok , sleeps all day and works all night

 

[Jada59]

he is ok , sleeps all day and works all night

Has Katoptronophilia.

 

[Karabare]

Has Katoptronophilia.

Is a profile supported by six different people in different time zones. It's how she posts so much.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Has a bumper sticker on their car: "Ass, Gas, or Grass. Nobody Rides For Free!"

Has Katoptronophilia.

That's very impressive!

 

[gentold]

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[gentold]

Has Katoptronophilia.

coauthored the book on fetishes

Is a profile supported by six different people in different time zones. It's how she posts so much.

has her av tattooed on her butt

Has a bumper sticker on their car: "Ass, Gas, or Grass. Nobody Rides For Free!"

That's very impressive!

saves on Gas and Grass

 

[Erotically_Yours]

prefers to save on Gas and Grass

Is old-fashioned and never heard of a chainsaw.

 

[gentold]

Is old-fashioned and never heard of a chainsaw.

is modern, believes in being chain licked

 

[Erotically_Yours]

is modern, believes in being chain licked

Has ten t-shirts in his closet that have "Ladies ride for free" written on them.

 

[gentold]

Has ten t-shirts in his closet that have "Ladies ride for free" written on them.

is extremely sweet and not a bit sarcastic

 

[JerseyJade]

is extremely sweet and not a bit sarcastic

He's really Santa Clause in disguise.

 

[rlaflamme]

He's really Santa Clause in disguise.

Hates the idea of passion in any form

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Hates the idea of passion in any form

Speaks to everyone telepathically.

 

[rlaflamme]

Speaks to everyone telepathically.

Her dreams project onto the walls