Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[zydrate]

What? it was foreplay...

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[Erotically_Yours]

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Has never watched Blazing Saddles.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

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Wait, thought these were supposed to be lies...

 

[zydrate]

oh shit...my bad...

Everyone on this thread loves vinegar

 

[Invisable247]

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Asks the doctor for a prescription to treat “Blazin’Saddles”

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Asks the doctor for a prescription to treat “Blazin’Saddles”

While he may be invisible, the strap-on he wears isn't, and he wears it just to mess with people's heads.

 

[zydrate]

While he may be invisible, the strap-on he wears isn't, and he wears it just to mess with people's heads.

Stole those heels from me!

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

While he may be invisible, the strap-on he wears isn't, and he wears it just to mess with people's heads.

Constantly complains about waitstaff

 

[Invisable247]

Stole those heels from me!

Prefers PC to console games

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Prefers PC to console games

Wears an illuminis strap on that he and his invisible friends use to reinact scenes from star wars!

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Wears an illuminis strap on that he and his invisible friends use to reinact scenes from star wars!

Changes his AV once a week. Uses the same pose every time.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Changes his AV once a week. Uses the same pose every time.

All her pictures are 'shops.

 

[Taegul]

All of the clothes he wears were stolen from Michael Richards' wardrobe from the set of Seinfeld.

 

[rlaflamme]

All of the clothes he wears were stolen from Michael Richards' wardrobe from the set of Seinfeld.

Catches fireflies and keeps them in a jar swearing they are Tinkerbell and her friends.

 

[Redanja]

This litizen really is a French alien from the planet Termite.

 

[rlaflamme]

This litizen really is a French alien from the planet Termite.

Throws frozen peas at people and calls it a blessing.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Throws frozen peas at people and calls it a blessing.

has a secret ET fetish

 

[rlaflamme]

has a secret ET fetish

Leaps off her bed trying to fly into space.

 

[LizVegas79]

Leaps off her bed trying to fly into space.

He prefers mushy romance novels over sci-fi?

 

[NoBadDays1218]

He prefers mushy romance novels over sci-fi?

Not even a real doctor

 

[bulgy_pants]

Not even a real doctor

They dropped an ice cream cone down the sink this morning and hasn’t cleaned it up yet.

 

[LizVegas79]

They dropped an ice cream cone down the sink this morning and hasn’t cleaned it up yet.

Is late for work because he can't get his pants on?

 

[hotcpu]

Is late for work because he can't get his pants on?

Late getting home because of the line of Patients she has to see

 

[rlaflamme]

Late getting home because of the line of Patients she has to see

Only drinks sparkling water, but says it is vodka.

 

[gentold]

Only drinks sparkling water, but says it is vodka.

arrested for bootlegging