rlaflamme
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Still itching for a date with Jessica....or is he just itching?
Has recordings of Roger Rabbit and listens to them daily.
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Has recordings of Roger Rabbit and listens to them daily.
inkandiridiumnibs
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Thinks "A shave and a Haircut" is code for "A hamburger on Tuesday"
Erotically_Yours
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Has never watched the movie WarGames.
rlaflamme
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Only wears blue lipstick
inkandiridiumnibs
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Thought her shirt was a symbol for Solomon Ski Equipment
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His tattoos are done with food coloring.
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She's allergic to rum
She is the official rum taste tester for the Bacardi Company in Puerto Rico.
rlaflamme
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Only drinks mixed shots
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Nothing but the best for him. Moonshine with a marijuana leaf in it.
rlaflamme
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Considers beer a juice so she can have it with breakfast.
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Cave Creek Chili Beer is his absolute favorite!
Erotically_Yours
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Hates ice cream. That’s why she changed her AV.
LizVegas79
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She is a professional love letter writer.
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Always finds a way to “work in” the hot guys who walk into her doctor’s office.
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No she doesn't have the men here whimpering at her feet.
JerseyJade
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She's after my job at Doctor Liz's clinic
She does most of her shopping at the local liquor store.
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She's after my job at Doctor Liz's clinic
She does most of her shopping at the local liquor store.
She's a 75 year old lady named Mildred
LizVegas79
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She's a 75 year old lady named Mildred
He's not really a deacon. He's a defrocked priest.
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She's a 75 year old lady named Mildred
Paid off the 6'5"Boogerbear twins Bertha and Broomhilda to protect his Yugo parked on the street.
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Taught Gordon Ramsay everything he knows. Even made him cry once.
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I learned how to strut from her...
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jeff_is_smiling
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Is a very fast learner.
She became very upset when I turned down her aggressive sexual advances...
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She became very upset when I turned down her aggressive sexual advances...
He's very very shy and subtle.
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