Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Erotically_Yours]

Bought an old Atari 2600 because she liked the joy stick controllers. Maybe she liked them a little too much.

Doesn't know his Atari controllers. If he did, he would realize 7800 joysticks have bigger girth and an actual tip.

 

[Series 6]

Doesn't know his Atari controllers. If he did, he would realize 7800 joysticks have bigger girth and an actual tip.

Wants to challenge me to a game of Joust

 

[gentold]

came after Series 8

 

[Jada59]

Suffers from Lithophilia.

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

Suffers from Lithophilia.

Burnt down the kitchen, dinner isn't ready...

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Burnt down the kitchen, dinner isn't ready...

Won’t date someone who has no tats.

 

[lanceGibs]

Won’t date someone who has no tats.

A man posing as a women , his screen name being Erectly_yours

 

[Erotically_Yours]

A man posing as a women , his screen name being Erectly_yours

Holds his penis like a lance while riding a horse.

 

[lanceGibs]

Holds his penis like a lance while riding a horse.

Continuing with"A man posing as a women , his screen name being Erectly_yours"


A closet gay who often peer at other Lances while passing water in the public toilets .

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

Continuing with"A man posing as a women , his screen name being Erectly_yours"


A closet gay who often peer at other Lances while passing water in the public toilets .

Tilts against Windmills on motorcycle

 

[rlaflamme]

Tilts against Windmills on motorcycle

Has no tattoos and hates everything about them.

 

[Gamine67]

silent.

Can’t remember the first time and absolutely nobody talks about the second time.

 

[rlaflamme]

silent.

Can’t remember the first time and absolutely nobody talks about the second time.

Only kisses in dark rooms

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Only kisses in dark rooms

Takes off his clothes in dark rooms to give kisses

 

[rlaflamme]

Takes off his clothes in dark rooms to give kisses

Is usually at the door of the dark room, trying to get inside.

 

[lanceGibs]

Is usually at the door of the dark room, trying to get inside.

Draws his name from the very inflamed gonads .

 

[FortybutNice]

Draws his name from the very inflamed gonads .

Can’t ride a horse

 

[rlaflamme]

Can’t ride a horse

Is afraid of water

 

[angelofthenorth]

Can’t ride a horse

actually hes 27 but had a heavy paper round

 

[rlaflamme]

actually hes 27 but had a heavy paper round

Never wears dresses, but always has a bow in her hair.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Never wears dresses, but always has a bow in her hair.

Always steals angelofthenorth's avatar dresses and likes to wear them for the air conditioning...

 

[rlaflamme]

Always steals angelofthenorth's avatar dresses and likes to wear them for the air conditioning...

Consults him on what dresses are best.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Consults him on what dresses are best.

Had a dance off with Roger for Jessicas attention!

 

[rlaflamme]

Had a dance off with Roger for Jessicas attention!

Puts glitter on his head when he does his hair so it will shine.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Had a dance off with Roger for Jessicas attention!

Still itching for a date with Jessica....or is he just itching?