Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

He's very upfront about the huge crush he had on his grade school teacher. He usually forgets to mention, however, that he was home schooled.
 
His fantasy 3-some involves Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Buttersworth

I never did listen to my mom when she said to stop playing with my food :D

He can't start his day until he's heard his theme song...Hanson's Mmmbop
 
I never did listen to my mom when she said to stop playing with my food :D

He can't start his day until he's heard his theme song...Hanson's Mmmbop

Watches gay porn on his phone while driving.

Both hands on the wheel Mister!
 
Watches gay porn on his phone while driving.

Both hands on the wheel Mister!

She worked on the set of the Golden Girls because...well...let's just say she quit when she found out that "Golden" was referencing their age, not their showering preferences.
 
They hate it when I get confused and think I am in the "Would you have a 3 way with the 2 litsters above you" thread.

Yes. Yes I would. Huh? Where am I?

Saw his chance for that opportunity out on that thread but junked his pants before he could reply :rolleyes: :)
 
They hate it when I get confused and think I am in the "Would you have a 3 way with the 2 litsters above you" thread.

Yes. Yes I would. Huh? Where am I?

He has dementia and lives in an assisted living facility. :D
 
Works for NCIS when he's not jousting.

He's an enforcer for the Cook County Democratic Machine whose front is working in computers. The briefcase of computer repair tools he carries with him are really things he'll insert into parts of your body in no particular order if you fail to vote or vote the wrong way.
 
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