Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[johnnieblue44]

Doesn't know that the best skin moisturizer's often hit you in the eye if you aren't careful.

Once beat a potential DUI arrest by actually correctly reciting the alphabet in reverse.

 

[papadoc19]

He is the scourge of Australia

 

[_valkyrie_]

He's a vegetarian wolf.

 

[Taegul]

He's a vegetarian wolf.

She's never owned an even number of socks in her life.

 

[lanceGibs]

She's never owned an even number of socks in her life.

Fathered a Seagull.

 

[Little_Sister]

Fathered a Seagull.

Got high and castrated himself.

 

[RedJack81]

Was thrown out of the convent for seducing the flower lady

 

[_valkyrie_]

Is really a medium attractive wallaby.

 

[papadoc19]

She has never seen snow

 

[Taegul]

She has never seen snow

Every Halloween he goes dressed as one of the Ghostbusters. Always leaves the costume on all the way through February 14th because he already knows he's gonna be wearing the same romantic thing on Valentine's Day. Who ya gonna call? Papadoc-buster!

 

[lanceGibs]

Every Halloween he goes dressed as one of the Ghostbusters. Always leaves the costume on all the way through February 14th because he already knows he's gonna be wearing the same romantic thing on Valentine's Day. Who ya gonna call? Papadoc-buster!

Has huge male breasts and often shops for women's undergarments at garage sales.

 

[LizVegas79]

Has huge male breasts and often shops for women's undergarments at garage sales.

Thinks that it takes 500 posts to have an avatar.

 

[lanceGibs]

Thinks that it takes 500 posts to have an avatar.

Thinks having an avatar prevents getting your knickers in a stitch .



I have not figured how to get one .

 

[LizVegas79]

Thinks the idea of stitched knickers is somehow sexy in the 21st century.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Thinks the idea of stitched knickers is somehow sexy in the 21st century.

Liz thinks that she can fool everyone, shes really is Liz Hurley.

 

[lanceGibs]

Thinks the idea of stitched knickers is somehow sexy in the 21st century.

Fantasizes about wearing 13 century pantlets .

 

[LizVegas79]

Liz thinks that she can fool everyone, shes really is Liz Hurley.

Shh! You promised you wouldn't tell!

Fantasizes about wearing 13 century pantlets .

Secretly fantasizes about being a woman in the 13th century!

 

[lanceGibs]

Shh! You promised you wouldn't tell!




Secretly fantasizes about being a woman in the 13th century!

Hates to admit she prefers MFMs to the routine.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Hates to admit she prefers MFMs to the routine.

paints like Piccaso

 

[Pantyboy74]

paints like Piccaso

Makes macaroni models and spray paints them silver.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Makes macaroni models and spray paints them silver.

borrows my clothes when he thinks i'm not lookin

 

[Pantyboy74]

borrows my clothes when he thinks i'm not lookin

Deliberately buys clothes that will only fit me cos shes a great sis.

 

[Angedesoleil]

Has a closet of shoes that Paris Holiton would be jealous of. Can also do an amazing Popeye impersonation.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Has a closet of shoes that Paris Holiton would be jealous of. Can also do an amazing Popeye impersonation.

Has an amazing trick with 2 ping pong balls.

 

[papadoc19]

He prefers boxers