Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[Taegul]

He is not wearing pants in his avatar

Every time he's reading a book and flips a page, he has to yell out "DING" like a typewriter. He's been kicked out of 13 libraries.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Every time he's reading a book and flips a page, he has to yell out "DING" like a typewriter. He's been kicked out of 13 libraries.

He wanted us to get matching panties to show our solidarity as a couple. Since we rarely wear them, seems like a waste.

 

[papadoc19]

She is in fact a duchess

 

[Taegul]

She is in fact a duchess

He honestly doesn't give a damn if you approve of his Barbie collection or not.

 

[Iceprincess12]

He honestly doesn't give a damn if you approve of his Barbie collection or not.

He hides his Ken collection in a dark, moist place, just because he can.

 

[lanceGibs]

He hides his Ken collection in a dark, moist place, just because he can.

The Marathon is held up because the organizers say it is no point starting with out her .

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

The Marathon is held up because the organizers say it is no point starting with out her .

Refers to himself in the third person to stand out and be different from the crowd. It confuses the heck out of his employer (a family friend).

 

[Taegul]

She is a huge fan of professional wrestling and borrows some of their ideas. She can't enter the workplace unless her theme song "Eye of the Tiger" is playing. Her boss fears the dropkick...

 

[MrPractical]

Works as a towel boy at the local high school so he can collect used jock straps

 

[WetBiMoose]

Conducts driving tests at go kart tracks and crashes his students on purpose.

 

[Taegul]

Conducts driving tests at go kart tracks and crashes his students on purpose.

Has been banned from 31 zoos across North America for his perverted crimes against moose...mooses...meece...WTF-ever...in captivity.

 

[papadoc19]

He is in fact a very serious guy

 

[MrPractical]

He is in fact a very serious guy

He hates chicks

 

[LizVegas79]

He hates chicks

He has a severe gambling addiction

 

[MrPractical]

He has a severe gambling addiction

She gets her kicks on Twixie stix

 

[Taegul]

She gets her kicks on Twixie stix

Has a Red Vines dispenser in his 1972 AMC Gremlin.

 

[lanceGibs]

Has a Red Vines dispenser in his 1972 AMC Gremlin.

Has never been serious about anything.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Has never been serious about anything.

He's a chicken rancher

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

He's a chicken rancher

His fantasy car is a 1970 Ford Pinto.

 

[lanceGibs]

He's a chicken rancher

Has a Driver under Instruction " licence .

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has a Driver under Instruction " licence .

Never graduated high school...(license...lol)

 

[lanceGibs]

Never graduated high school...(license...lol)

I did that on purpose to bring out the

Spelling Nazi




in her

 

[EmpressJosephine]

He calls himself "lance" in ironic overcompensation.

 

[lanceGibs]

He calls himself "lance" in ironic overcompensation.

Recently ended a messy affair with her Page .

 

[papadoc19]

He is the inspiration for the lead characters of several CBS shows