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Hasn't worn matching socks since those 2 years he spent in the third grade.
 
She wears metal baseball cleats most of the day and is addicted to chewing tobacco.
 
LizVegas79 said:
Hacks people's private computers and installs remote cameras in people's closets! :rolleyes: :)
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She got a job at In 'N' Out because she thought the name meant something kinky. She enjoyed flipping burgers so much, it's been her career for the last 12 years.
 
Taegul said:
She got a job at In 'N' Out because she thought the name meant something kinky. She enjoyed flipping burgers so much, it's been her career for the last 12 years.
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Last year at the French Fries Convention, as President of the French Fries Association of America (the FFAA duh :rolleyes:) he presented me the Hottest French Fry Of The Year Award for coming up with the phrase "You want fries with that big boy?":D
 
LizVegas79 said:
Last year at the French Fries Convention, as President of the French Fries Association of America (the FFAA duh :rolleyes:) he presented me the Hottest French Fry Of The Year Award for coming up with the phrase "You want fries with that big boy?":D
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She works for the UNLV campus police where she leads the Campus Undercover Narcotics Team (CUNT). :eek:
 
Taegul said:
She works for the UNLV campus police where she leads the Campus Undercover Narcotics Team (CUNT). :eek:
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Normally I kick guys in the balls for calling me a cunt, but you, you get a pass - this time! ;) :)

He's about to get kicked in the balls "accidentally" the next time he's in an airport.

(we have a secret communications network :D )
 
LizVegas79 said:
Normally I kick guys in the balls for calling me a cunt, but you, you get a pass - this time! ;) :)

He's about to get kicked in the balls "accidentally" the next time he's in an airport.

(we have a secret communications network :D )
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I didn't call you that! It's the name of that special police unit.

She keeps 27 pairs of handcuffs in her desk, and she's used every single one of them multiple times without ever actually making an arrest.
 
Taegul said:
I didn't call you that! It's the name of that special police unit.

She keeps 27 pairs of handcuffs in her desk, and she's used every single one of them multiple times without ever actually making an arrest.
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(hey, being an official C.U.N.T. with a badge comes with responsibilities - even if you're only an Honorary C.U.N.T. and "lost" your badge like me!! :eek: :) )

Told the UNLV HR Director that I "have a reputation"
 
LizVegas79 said:
(hey, being an official C.U.N.T. with a badge comes with responsibilities - even if you're only an Honorary C.U.N.T. and "lost" your badge like me!! :eek: :) )

Told the UNLV HR Director that I "have a reputation"
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She's now seeing the UNLV HR Director on the side...and on her back, and on her stomach, and on her knees, and on her bed, and on her washing machine, and on her sofa, and on her...well, I think you get the point.
 
Taegul said:
She's now seeing the UNLV HR Director on the side...and on her back, and on her stomach, and on her knees, and on her bed, and on her washing machine, and on her sofa, and on her...well, I think you get the point.
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He's jealous that I don't pay rent because of my reputation for "paying" my rent ;) :)
 
LizVegas79 said:
He's jealous that I don't pay rent because of my reputation for "paying" my rent ;) :)
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She applied to work on the set of the latest Muppets movie because she wanted to be a puppeteer and stick her hand up Miss Piggy's ass. She was angry with me and trying to make me jealous and knew this would send me over the edge!
 
Taegul said:
She applied to work on the set of the latest Muppets movie because she wanted to be a puppeteer and stick her hand up Miss Piggy's ass. She was angry with me and trying to make me jealous and knew this would send me over the edge!
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Likes to dress as Kermit so he can sing, "It's not easy being green!"
 
Taegul said:
She applied to work on the set of the latest Muppets movie because she wanted to be a puppeteer and stick her hand up Miss Piggy's ass. She was angry with me and trying to make me jealous and knew this would send me over the edge!
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Has a weird thing for puppets and doesn't know me AT all?

(okay, not entirely baseless! :eek:)
 
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