Dejah_thoris_of_Mars
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- Mar 9, 2016
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Had to enter the Litster Protection Program because of <REDACTED>
Is writing a book of selected quotes found on public bathroom walls.
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Had to enter the Litster Protection Program because of <REDACTED>
Is writing a book of selected quotes found on public bathroom walls.
She's raising locusts because she wants to be responsible for the next locust plague.
Dammit, Busted!
Is such an entomology nerd that he was offended by the negative portrayals of insects in Ant Man and The Wasp.
Will go into details on the first date.
Has a Noah Wylie fetish...
Starting his own cult because the splatter pattern on his happy sock looks just like Jesus.
Considers the Mars Rovers to be an alien invasion.
Is racist against Martians
Wants to marry Jhon J'onzz
Finally in the running for a lead role in a new manga.
Still wears a Dick Tracey decoder ring.
Prone to Freudian slips, revealing his own weaknesses.
Freud would write a whole new flippin' book if he had met me.
He believes he is the reincarnation of Freud.
As to pee every time he sees the color yellow.
you are so unfair (think about that one ......)
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Hehehe
Always comes back from the bathroom with the toilet seat cover hanging out the back of that cumberbun.
Now, that's not exactly a baseless lie. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
She has tried out for American Idol 11 times and made it to Hollywood twice.
Wit my ratchet voice...THE SHOW IS RIGGED I tell you!
Likes to do his B-Boy routine in a tux outfit.
Considers arm wrestling to be foreplay. If she throws the match, you're in...
Clearly isn't Canadian because he don't have a flag sewn on his backpack.
His go-to cufflinks are thumbtacks
Has destroyed 7 human crafts that landed on Mars.
He so short, he can't reach the controls of the helicopter with lifts in his shoes.
Door-to-Door used tupperware saleslady