Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[VoraciousValue]

Hides from people that she is actually Lara Croft, Tomb Raider

Is actually a coward who wants to go to the Emerald City and see if the Wizard will give him some courage.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Is actually a coward who wants to go to the Emerald City and see if the Wizard will give him some courage.

Is leading a black and white lifestyle in a colorful world.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Is leading a black and white lifestyle in a colorful world.

Isn't a king size papa, isn't more than eight feet tall, doesn't have four-foot shoulders, and that is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDj6Hz8px0M

 

[PapaRomantic]

Isn't a king size papa, isn't more than eight feet tall, doesn't have four-foot shoulders, and that is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDj6Hz8px0M

Wishes the "valley girl" craze would come back - those girls were so sexy!!!

 

[Gamine67]

Wishes the "valley girl" craze would come back - those girls were so sexy!!!

Switches to his “radio voice” in response to vocal frys and up talking.

 

[DarkSimian]

Switches to his “radio voice” in response to vocal frys and up talking.

Has a bullhorn, and is not afraid to use it

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has a bullhorn, and is not afraid to use it

Likes to sneak up on people and scare them with a blast from his air horn

 

[Gamine67]

Likes to sneak up on people and scare them with a blast from his air horn

Always falls for the “Pull my finger” gag. (air horn indeed)

 

[DarkSimian]

Always falls for the “Pull my finger” gag. (air horn indeed)

Drives an ice cream truck up and down the streets at 3AM

 

[Xerxes82]

Drives an ice cream truck up and down the streets at 3AM

Is always first in line for her truck. He likes the Orange Dreamsicles.

 

[DarkSimian]

Is always first in line for her truck. He likes the Orange Dreamsicles.

Knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop

 

[Gamine67]

Drives an ice cream truck up and down the streets at 3AM

Hoards Blockbuster coupons and used milk cartons.

 

[DarkSimian]

Hoards Blockbuster coupons and used milk cartons.

Is never kind, and doesn't rewind

 

[Gamine67]

Is never kind, and doesn't rewind

Purchased a DVD rewinder and Rolllyex watch from a guy at Walk and Don’t Walk.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Collects belly button lint and knits jumpers for his voodoo doll collection

 

[neakman]

Collects belly button lint and knits jumpers for his voodoo doll collection

is really a SJW who wears pink hats.

 

[DeckardNYC]

is really a SJW who wears pink hats.

Still collecting S&H green stamps.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Steals from the discount/almost expired food shelf at the grocery, despite having plenty of money.

 

[Gamine67]

Steals from the discount/almost expired food shelf at the grocery, despite having plenty of money.

Taking his Alt Account out for a spin.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Taking his Alt Account out for a spin.

Hates that the Girl Scout cookie campaign is over - she loves the look on their faces when she tells them, "Get the hell away from me!"

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

Hates that the Girl Scout cookie campaign is over - she loves the look on their faces when she tells them, "Get the hell away from me!"

Militant Vegan and master diver committed to introducing veganism to sharks and other top sea predators.

 

[neakman]

Militant Vegan and master diver committed to introducing veganism to sharks and other top sea predators.

John Carter's wife.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

John Carter's wife.

LOL How is that a baseless lie, though?

Intentionally uses the wrong word when fornicating his sentences.

 

[neakman]

LOL How is that a baseless lie, though?

Intentionally uses the wrong word when fornicating his sentences.

best I could do after googling it.

Likes to say lets fornicate before she fornicates.

 

[Dejah_thoris_of_Mars]

best I could do after googling it.

Likes to say lets fornicate before she fornicates.

There again...not a baseless lie.



Makes cheese cake with Feta.