Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Deleted member 3041612]

This made me laugh, omg, hysterical.



An aspiring magician, still working on his new trick - pulling a pigeon from his nostrils.

Needs a safety clip for his pants, so he's trying to look classy while holding them up.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Once took some LSD and spent the night creating spreadsheets on excel....

.... yep....

Just ate 12 Taco Bell burritos. About to set off a nuclear warhead fart.

 

[MattWolf]

Just ate 12 Taco Bell burritos. About to set off a nuclear warhead fart.

Thinks my farts are sexy as fuck.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Thinks my farts are sexy as fuck.

*Wearing a gas mask* It's amazing how fast he clears a room.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

*Wearing a gas mask* It's amazing how fast he clears a room.

Performs magic in that dress. Yep, she can pull Matt's pigeon out of her bra...

 

[MattWolf]

Performs magic in that dress. Yep, she can pull Matt's pigeon out of her bra...

Can pull all sorts of things out of the bottom of that glass...

 

[Series 6]

Can pull all sorts of things out of the bottom of that glass...

Wants to be on the cover of a Pink Floyd album. Sadly hasn't accepted that Pink Floyd is no more and no one makes albums anymore.

 

[MattWolf]

Wants to be on the cover of a Pink Floyd album. Sadly hasn't accepted that Pink Floyd is no more and no one makes albums anymore.

Is worse than Series 5.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Asked Mr. Wolf what time it was... It was not 3 o'clock as he said and I was late for my appointment.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Asked Mr. Wolf what time it was... It was not 3 o'clock as he said and I was late for my appointment.

Raises squirrels for food.

 

[DarkSimian]

Raises squirrels for food.

Salts his own nuts

 

[DarkSimian]

Is really several capuchin monkey’s stuffed into one big ape suit

Is neither shy, naughty, or a girl

 

[DeckardNYC]

Is neither shy, naughty, or a girl

He's positive he's the missing link, so he feels free to date chimpanzees.

 

[DarkSimian]

He's positive he's the missing link, so he feels free to date chimpanzees.

Married himself, that way if he gets divorced, he can still keep all his stuff

 

[DeckardNYC]

Married himself, that way if he gets divorced, he can still keep all his stuff

*where were you 30 years ago? *

Steals from the poor to give to the rich.

 

[DarkSimian]

*where were you 30 years ago? *

Steals from the poor to give to the rich.

Joined the Salvation Army Reserve

 

[DeckardNYC]

Joined the Salvation Army Reserve

Uses hair gel on his body hair.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Uses hair gel on his body hair.

One of these days, he's going to get that pet iguana he's been dreaming about all his life.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

One of these days, he's going to get that pet iguana he's been dreaming about all his life.

This guy's a real cheapskate. His children heard about the Gateway Arch in a far away land called St. Louis. They pleaded with Papa to take them there. So one night he loaded up the kids, still in their PJs, in the family station wagon and drove off, everyone excited about the family vacation. Papa kept watch and soon the children were fast asleep . He waited a few minutes and shouted, "wake up, children, wake up . We're here at the Gateway Arch." The children scooted to the car windows, looking up in amazement, their mouths wide open, their faces colored by the light of the Golden Arches.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

This guy's a real cheapskate. His children heard about the Gateway Arch in a far away land called St. Louis. They pleaded with Papa to take them there. So one night he loaded up the kids, still in their PJs, in the family station wagon and drove off, everyone excited about the family vacation. Papa kept watch and soon the children were fast asleep . He waited a few minutes and shouted, "wake up, children, wake up . We're here at the Gateway Arch." The children scooted to the car windows, looking up in amazement, their mouths wide open, their faces colored by the light of the Golden Arches.

Surprisingly, she's a woman of few words.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Surprisingly, she's a woman of few words.

Really doesn't like apples, but the "Pineapple of Pittsburgh" really wasn't a good user name.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Surprisingly, she's a woman of few words.

(Touche' )

Gets a kick flustering the teen boy in the produce section by asking him where he keeps the forbidden fruit

 

[Miles Long]

(Touche' )

Gets a kick flustering the teen boy in the produce section by asking him where he keeps the forbidden fruit

Her full name is Sweet_And_Sour_Lara.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Her full name is Sweet_And_Sour_Lara.

His full name is Miles Long and Winding Road

 

[lionguy1975]

His full name is Miles Long and Winding Road

Hides from people that she is actually Lara Croft, Tomb Raider