Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

This made me laugh, omg, hysterical.



An aspiring magician, still working on his new trick - pulling a pigeon from his nostrils.

Needs a safety clip for his pants, so he's trying to look classy while holding them up.
 
Asked Mr. Wolf what time it was... It was not 3 o'clock as he said and I was late for my appointment.
 
One of these days, he's going to get that pet iguana he's been dreaming about all his life.

This guy's a real cheapskate. His children heard about the Gateway Arch in a far away land called St. Louis. They pleaded with Papa to take them there. So one night he loaded up the kids, still in their PJs, in the family station wagon and drove off, everyone excited about the family vacation. Papa kept watch and soon the children were fast asleep . He waited a few minutes and shouted, "wake up, children, wake up . We're here at the Gateway Arch." The children scooted to the car windows, looking up in amazement, their mouths wide open, their faces colored by the light of the Golden Arches.
 
This guy's a real cheapskate. His children heard about the Gateway Arch in a far away land called St. Louis. They pleaded with Papa to take them there. So one night he loaded up the kids, still in their PJs, in the family station wagon and drove off, everyone excited about the family vacation. Papa kept watch and soon the children were fast asleep . He waited a few minutes and shouted, "wake up, children, wake up . We're here at the Gateway Arch." The children scooted to the car windows, looking up in amazement, their mouths wide open, their faces colored by the light of the Golden Arches.

Surprisingly, she's a woman of few words.:rolleyes:
 
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