DeckardNYC
Literotica Guru
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Has a love/ hate relationship with the ATM at the strip club
Has an ant farm -- and every ant has a name.
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Has a love/ hate relationship with the ATM at the strip club
Has an ant farm -- and every ant has a name.
Has spent his whole life keeping his promise to live in the woods. The Avatar is just for "The Cosmopolitan" look.
Has been unable to raise the funds for an avatar.
Isn't allowed to visit Ireland because he can't rhyme his way out of a paper bag!![]()
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Isn't allowed to visit Ireland because he can't rhyme his way out of a paper bag!![]()
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When she completes her show circle, there will be a ceremonial sex act in the middle.
Has stepped on a special man with every pair of shoes and organizes them by time and location of the man
It's all about the pageantry (and the amount of enthusiasm)!
His stuttering problem is very popular with the ladies.![]()
Is horrible and keeping cute secrets of menbut only when she is bragging on them
Uses that blanket to cover his incredibly blue balls.
That she and Liz are going to be spending the next weekend at a lake house that I know nothing about.
JJ has never been to a lake house, or even a lake for that matter, her entire life. Especially not last weekend when neither of us were at one.
JJ has never been to a lake house, or even a lake for that matter, her entire life. Especially not last weekend when neither of us were at one.
Masturbates to Italian shoe catalogs.
Liz is actually a professional plumber and has a plumbing conference badge to prove it.
Is leaving the nicest guy on Lit out of the loop and I am very distraught about it! He is a very nice guy![]()
She obviously got the words "baseless lies" and the words "probably has" mixed up.
I'd never suspect her of being a professional plumber because I've never seen her butt crack because her bikini fits her better than mine fits me
He is very big into self-affirmation therapy?
Displays the trophy's at her feet of all the blondes and asian women that are in her basement.
Makes the "Figure 4" with her legs, a skill she has perfected as an International Hacky Sack Champion!
Can't say no to anyone.
The 59 refers to the year that they originally arrived on Earth as ambassador of an alien race who wanted to bring peace and harmony to the universe. After getting catastrophically wasted on cheap mead, they forgot their original purpose and are now dedicated to partying down!
Is always at mt parties.
She's really a dog person
He is binging on Mr. Ed on Hulu right now.