Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[DeckardNYC]

Has a love/ hate relationship with the ATM at the strip club

Has an ant farm -- and every ant has a name.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Has an ant farm -- and every ant has a name.

Has spent his whole life keeping his promise to live in the woods. The Avatar is just for "The Cosmopolitan" look.

 

[Hornblende]

Has spent his whole life keeping his promise to live in the woods. The Avatar is just for "The Cosmopolitan" look.

Has been unable to raise the funds for an avatar.

 

[LizVegas79]

Has been unable to raise the funds for an avatar.

Isn't allowed to visit Ireland because he can't rhyme his way out of a paper bag!

 

[CamronsInsider]

Isn't allowed to visit Ireland because he can't rhyme his way out of a paper bag!

When she completes her shoe circle, there will be a ceremonial sex act in the middle.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Isn't allowed to visit Ireland because he can't rhyme his way out of a paper bag!

Has stepped on a special man with every pair of shoes and organizes them by time and location of the man

 

[LizVegas79]

When she completes her show circle, there will be a ceremonial sex act in the middle.

It's all about the pageantry (and the amount of enthusiasm )!

Has stepped on a special man with every pair of shoes and organizes them by time and location of the man

His stuttering problem is very popular with the ladies.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

It's all about the pageantry (and the amount of enthusiasm )!



His stuttering problem is very popular with the ladies.

Is horrible and keeping cute secrets of men but only when she is bragging on them

 

[bunny4med]

Is horrible and keeping cute secrets of men but only when she is bragging on them

Uses that blanket to cover his incredibly blue balls.

 

[JerseyJade]

Uses that blanket to cover his incredibly blue balls.

That she and Liz are going to be spending the next weekend at a lake house that I know nothing about.

 

[LizVegas79]

That she and Liz are going to be spending the next weekend at a lake house that I know nothing about.

JJ has never been to a lake house, or even a lake for that matter, her entire life. Especially not last weekend when neither of us were at one.

 

[bunny4med]

JJ has never been to a lake house, or even a lake for that matter, her entire life. Especially not last weekend when neither of us were at one.

Masturbates to Italian shoe catalogs.

 

[JerseyJade]

JJ has never been to a lake house, or even a lake for that matter, her entire life. Especially not last weekend when neither of us were at one.

Liz is actually a professional plumber and has a plumbing conference badge to prove it.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Is leaving the nicest guy on Lit out of the loop and I am very distraught about it! He is a very nice guy

 

[LizVegas79]

Masturbates to Italian shoe catalogs.

She obviously got the words "baseless lies" and the words "probably has" mixed up.

Liz is actually a professional plumber and has a plumbing conference badge to prove it.

I'd never suspect her of being a professional plumber because I've never seen her butt crack because her bikini fits her better than mine fits me

Is leaving the nicest guy on Lit out of the loop and I am very distraught about it! He is a very nice guy

He is very big into self-affirmation therapy?

 

[bunny4med]

She obviously got the words "baseless lies" and the words "probably has" mixed up.




I'd never suspect her of being a professional plumber because I've never seen her butt crack because her bikini fits her better than mine fits me



He is very big into self-affirmation therapy?

Displays the trophy's at her feet of all the blondes and asian women that are in her basement.

 

[CamronsInsider]

Displays the trophy's at her feet of all the blondes and asian women that are in her basement.

Makes the "Figure 4" with her legs, a skill she has perfected as an International Hacky Sack Champion!

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Makes the "Figure 4" with her legs, a skill she has perfected as an International Hacky Sack Champion!

Sees the world in patterns of 4. Things that come in triplets are hard to deal with and best avoided according to them.

 

[MikeSaidNo]

Has a lilo and stitch inflatable

 

[Jada59]

Can't say no to anyone.

 

[dashie33]

Can't say no to anyone.

The 59 refers to the year that they originally arrived on Earth as ambassador of an alien race who wanted to bring peace and harmony to the universe. After getting catastrophically wasted on cheap mead, they forgot their original purpose and are now dedicated to partying down!

 

[Jada59]

The 59 refers to the year that they originally arrived on Earth as ambassador of an alien race who wanted to bring peace and harmony to the universe. After getting catastrophically wasted on cheap mead, they forgot their original purpose and are now dedicated to partying down!

Is always at mt parties.

 

[MrEd63]

Is always at mt parties.

She's really a dog person

 

[DeckardNYC]

She's really a dog person

He is binging on Mr. Ed on Hulu right now.

 

[Gamine67]

He is binging on Mr. Ed on Hulu right now.

Dresses like Wilber