Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Jing83]

Sometimes.

Corrects people saying the store is "THE Home Depot"

We need white men to drive us.

 

[Jing83]

Watches only the weather channel

It is surprisingly watchable! On the heavy winter days stuck inside

 

[Jada59]

Is off to an incredibly slow start on Literotica.

Likes to get help in crossing the street. Uses a walker each hand and gets them tangled together in the middle of the street. Thinks he will attract a hot young woman in doing this but so far he has only gotten boy scouts.

 

[PapaRomantic]

Likes to get help in crossing the street. Uses a walker each hand and gets them tangled together in the middle of the street. Thinks he will attract a hot young woman in doing this but so far he has only gotten boy scouts.

Will not go swimming unless the water is precisely 85.8 degrees.

 

[rlaflamme]

Will not go swimming unless the water is precisely 85.8 degrees.

Eats chicken noodle soup every day and finishes it by drinking the broth through a straw.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Eats chicken noodle soup every day and finishes it by drinking the broth through a straw.

When he says, "I will now produce my earth-shattering space modulator" he is really talking about his penis.

 

[jasonmason]

When he says, "I will now produce my earth-shattering space modulator" he is really talking about his penis.

Always hopes this will happen when he is around.

 

[rlaflamme]

Always hopes this will happen when he is around.

Started kayaking to find "special" spots along rivers.

 

[Gamine67]

Thrown out of the marching band for having two left feet

 

[kurrginatorX]

Poses only along the bodies of water to give homage to Otis Redding's "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"

 

[DeckardNYC]

Poses only along the bodies of water to give homage to Otis Redding's "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay"

Can't go near escalators, as they still amaze him so much he just stops and stares for hours trying to figure out where the stairs are going.

 

[Taegul]

Can't go near escalators, as they still amaze him so much he just stops and stares for hours trying to figure out where the stairs are going.

He always takes a full grocery cart to the 15 items or less register, has 79 coupons to scan and use, and pays with pennies.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He always takes a full grocery cart to the 15 items or less register, has 79 coupons to scan and use, and pays with pennies.

Plays the Cheshire Cat in Alice in Wonderland revamps

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Plays the Cheshire Cat in Alice in Wonderland revamps

Steered his starship straight toward the sun while his command center on Earth played "Blinded by the Light"

 

[jp55665566]

Steered his starship straight toward the sun while his command center on Earth played "Blinded by the Light"

Is currently cyber-pregnant, and starting to show

https://cdn2.aznude.com/biopic/90852_biopic.jpg

 

[Gamine67]

Is currently cyber-pregnant, and starting to show...

Works out in a tu-tu to ventilate his fanny.

 

[rlaflamme]

Works out in a tu-tu to ventilate his fanny.

Tries to start pillow fights with cats.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Tries to start pillow fights with cats.

He's actually from Venus, he lied to get a green card.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

He's actually from Venus, he lied to get a green card.

Has an species indigenous to his bathroom, has refused to allow "scientist" to leave products there out of safety concerns.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Has an species indigenous to his bathroom, has refused to allow "scientist" to leave products there out of safety concerns.

Taped this year's super bowl, and spends every minute he can spare watching the half time show, over and over.

 

[Gamine67]

Taped this year's super bowl, and spends every minute he can spare watching the half time show, over and over.

(OMG I walked out of the room three minutes in to that crap)

Ever since watching A Fish Called Wanda is on a quest to name public urinals.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Wasn't as upset with Maroon 5 as she was the lack of Sponge Bob

 

[Gamine67]

Wasn't as upset with Maroon 5 as she was the lack of Sponge Bob

Settled for rectangular pantz

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Settled for rectangular pantz

Wishes she could get in my rectangular pantz, but settles for the normal ones

 

[Gamine67]

Wishes she could get in my rectangular pantz, but settles for the normal ones

Carelessly dresses right ignoring the inherent challenge or perpendicular frenulum placement.