Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[EmpressJosephine]

Is searching for Atlantis

Only likes Hanna-Barbera cartoons.

 

[alwaysaway]

Only likes Hanna-Barbera cartoons.

Sleeps with all the stuffed animals in her house, so none feel left out.

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Sleeps with all the stuffed animals in her house, so none feel left out.

Has a parrot that can sing all top 10 hits by celine Dion

 

[rlaflamme]

Has a parrot that can sing all top 10 hits by celine Dion

Is naked under that trench coat.

 

[alwaysaway]

Is naked under that trench coat.

Holds his eyelids open every time he sneezes.

 

[rlaflamme]

Holds his eyelids open every time he sneezes.

Has a third eye, on her neck.

 

[alwaysaway]

Has a third eye, on her neck.

Gets confused when doing shots of tequila and always ends up with salt in his eye.

 

[rlaflamme]

Gets confused when doing shots of tequila and always ends up with salt in his eye.

Believes you lick the shoulder not the neck when doing tequila shots.

 

[alwaysaway]

Believes you lick the shoulder not the neck when doing tequila shots.

Takes shots of tequila from his hand, due to his intense fear of shot glasses.

 

[rlaflamme]

Takes shots of tequila from his hand, due to his intense fear of shot glasses.

Only drinks from dark shot glasses as the color of tequila reminds her of a pond she used to swim in.

 

[alwaysaway]

Only drinks from dark shot glasses as the color of tequila reminds her of a pond she used to swim in.

Only swims in ponds if they are the colour of tequila.

 

[rlaflamme]

Only swims in ponds if they are the colour of tequila.

Always swims naked

 

[alwaysaway]

Always swims naked

Wears a snorkel and flippers when taking a bath.. just in case.

 

[rlaflamme]

Wears a snorkel and flippers when taking a bath.. just in case.

Went deep sea diving, but remembered she was afraid of the water when she got out there.

 

[alwaysaway]

Went deep sea diving, but remembered she was afraid of the water when she got out there.

Will only play frisbee with people who applaud when he catches it.

 

[rlaflamme]

Will only play frisbee with people who applaud when he catches it.

Was removed from the golf course because she continually tried to hit the ball with a baseball bat.

 

[alwaysaway]

Was removed from the golf course because she continually tried to hit the ball with a baseball bat.

Has the pitcher throw two baseballs when he’s batting, so when they get close, he can yell out, “Frank and beans!”

 

[rlaflamme]

Has the pitcher throw two baseballs when he’s batting, so when they get close, he can yell out, “Frank and beans!”

Won't play tennis anymore because the net always jumps up to block her shot.

 

[alwaysaway]

Won't play tennis anymore because the net always jumps up to block her shot.

Refuses to play badminton because the word “shuttlecock” makes him giggle.

 

[rlaflamme]

Refuses to play badminton because the word “shuttlecock” makes him giggle.

Throws Viagra at the elderly when they are feeding ducks at the park.

 

[alwaysaway]

Throws Viagra at the elderly when they are feeding ducks at the park.

Watches a stunningly beautiful lady throw viagra at the elderly while they are feeding ducks, secretly hoping the ducks consume it first.

 

[rlaflamme]

Watches a stunningly beautiful lady throw viagra at the elderly while they are feeding ducks, secretly hoping the ducks consume it first.

Throws frozen corn at weddings

 

[alwaysaway]

Throws frozen corn at weddings

Always buys shoes two sizes larger, hoping he will grow into them.

 

[rlaflamme]

Always buys shoes two sizes larger, hoping he will grow into them.

When an outfit doesn't fit that she tries on in a dressing rom she flings it over the door and yells, "Rejected!"

 

[alwaysaway]

When an outfit doesn't fit that she tries on in a dressing rom she flings it over the door and yells, "Rejected!"

When a sales assistant asks if he would like any help, he always says no, then when they start walking away, he says, “Can I get some help over here?”.