Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

Thinks Pearl Jam goes with extra crunchy peanut butter on white bread.
 
Thinks Pearl Jam goes with extra crunchy peanut butter on white bread.

Actually rides around on a scooter just like on her avatar, claiming it is a high tech motorized wheelchair.
 
She just took the training wheels off her scooter last week. We're all so proud of her!

prides himself on being both practical and helpful, which is why he designed his avatar to double as an eye exam.
 
Is the very first person to notice the “Protect Mueller” button on my scoots

Thought they made a mistake when typing that sign. It was supposed to say Bueller (Ferris Bueller).
 
She wears a ski mask every time she robs a sperm bank. The cops have never been so desperate to catch a thief...

buys sperm off the black market from flaming redheads for his top secret research.
 
buys sperm off the black market from flaming redheads for his top secret research.

She's only been to one concert in her life. I mean, really, once you've seen Justin Bieber's awesomeness live, it kind of sets the bar way too high for all other musicians, right?
 
She's only been to one concert in her life. I mean, really, once you've seen Justin Bieber's awesomeness live, it kind of sets the bar way too high for all other musicians, right?

lacks muscles that let a man smile
 
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