Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[Deleted member 3041612]

Wants to be a phoenix

Thinks the Marvel characters are real.

 

[13Fantasies]

Thinks the Marvel characters are real.

Yells, "Yippee Kai Yay, Mother Fucker!" when she orgasms

 

[rlaflamme]

Yells, "Yippee Kai Yay, Mother Fucker!" when she orgasms

Puts eyeblack on when it is sunny out.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Puts eyeblack on when it is sunny out.

Uses mascara, and when not wearing his Marvin outfit, dresses how the group Poison used to dress.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Yells, "Yippee Kai Yay, Mother Fucker!" when she orgasms

Needs to wear the male Depends since Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[rlaflamme]

Needs to wear the male Depends since Thanksgiving dinner.

Goes pearl diving in the water reservoir.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Is about to blow up...

 

[Gamine67]

Thinks Pearl Jam goes with extra crunchy peanut butter on white bread.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Thinks Pearl Jam goes with extra crunchy peanut butter on white bread.

Actually rides around on a scooter just like on her avatar, claiming it is a high tech motorized wheelchair.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Actually rides around on a scooter just like on her avatar, claiming it is a high tech motorized wheelchair.

Stitched a dress together from banana peels.

 

[Gamine67]

Actually rides around on a scooter just like on her avatar, claiming it is a high tech motorized wheelchair.

Is the very first person to notice the “Protect Mueller” button on my scoots

 

[Taegul]

Is the very first person to notice the “Protect Mueller” button on my scoots

She just took the training wheels off her scooter last week. We're all so proud of her!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Stitched a dress together from banana peels.

Her milkshake brought all the boys out to the voting facility November 6th.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

She just took the training wheels off her scooter last week. We're all so proud of her!

prides himself on being both practical and helpful, which is why he designed his avatar to double as an eye exam.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Is the very first person to notice the “Protect Mueller” button on my scoots

Thought they made a mistake when typing that sign. It was supposed to say Bueller (Ferris Bueller).

 

[Taegul]

prides himself on being both practical and helpful, which is why he designed his avatar to double as an eye exam.

She dyed her hair to look like a fiery redhead, but she's naturally blonde.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

She dyed her hair to look like a fiery redhead, but she's naturally blonde.

My hair is actual fire, fool.

is a big fan of the Pink Panther cartoons.

 

[Taegul]

My hair is actual fire, fool.

is a big fan of the Pink Panther cartoons.

She wears a ski mask every time she robs a sperm bank. The cops have never been so desperate to catch a thief...

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

She wears a ski mask every time she robs a sperm bank. The cops have never been so desperate to catch a thief...

buys sperm off the black market from flaming redheads for his top secret research.

 

[Taegul]

buys sperm off the black market from flaming redheads for his top secret research.

She's only been to one concert in her life. I mean, really, once you've seen Justin Bieber's awesomeness live, it kind of sets the bar way too high for all other musicians, right?

 

[gentold]

She's only been to one concert in her life. I mean, really, once you've seen Justin Bieber's awesomeness live, it kind of sets the bar way too high for all other musicians, right?

lacks muscles that let a man smile

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

lacks muscles that let a man smile

doesn't even know what a lumberjack is.

 

[gentold]

doesn't even know what a lumberjack is.

her mane blew away the wind

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

her mane blew away the wind[/QUOTE

Once wore his beard in dreads in an effort to update his look.

 

[Taegul]

her mane blew away the wind[/QUOTE

Once wore his beard in dreads in an effort to update his look.

She wears Fruit Loops as nipple rings.