13Fantasies
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Plays "Little Drummer Boy" on his testicles every year at the Christmas pageant.
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Plays "Little Drummer Boy" on his testicles every year at the Christmas pageant.
Plays "Little Drummer Boy" on his testicles every year at the Christmas pageant.
Actually has 14.5 fantasies.
Actually has 14.5 fantasies.
Trims the rosebush every Saturday.
Thought his smile was similar to the Jokers and tried to get the role in the last movie because of it.
May never get a movie role again as Hollywood has turned its back on little green men.
Takes his quotes from Lord Of The Rings
throws stink bombs at kittens
Dreams of riding elephants
Dreams of riding chihuahuas.
is my next door neighbor
nearly starved to death when he was locked in a supermarket
Had the keys to the supermarket![]()
Tried to mail himself to Russia once
Only rises from the dead when offered bacon.
Never gets asked for more.![]()
Had no idea that her second cousin, Feisty Phoenix, is also a member on this site