Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Four

[13Fantasies]

Plays "Little Drummer Boy" on his testicles every year at the Christmas pageant.

 

[rlaflamme]

Plays "Little Drummer Boy" on his testicles every year at the Christmas pageant.

Has no idea what his fantasies are.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Plays "Little Drummer Boy" on his testicles every year at the Christmas pageant.

Actually has 14.5 fantasies.

 

[rlaflamme]

Actually has 14.5 fantasies.

Burns all her food

 

[13Fantasies]

Actually has 14.5 fantasies.

Trims the rosebush every Saturday.

 

[rlaflamme]

Trims the rosebush every Saturday.

Thought his smile was similar to the Jokers and tried to get the role in the last movie because of it.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Thought his smile was similar to the Jokers and tried to get the role in the last movie because of it.

May never get a movie role again as Hollywood has turned its back on little green men.

 

[rlaflamme]

May never get a movie role again as Hollywood has turned its back on little green men.

Sets up huge firework displays on December 21st to celebrate winter

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Takes his quotes from Lord Of The Rings

 

[rlaflamme]

Takes his quotes from Lord Of The Rings

Wears a watch on both wrists.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

throws stink bombs at kittens

 

[rlaflamme]

throws stink bombs at kittens

Dreams of riding elephants

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Dreams of riding elephants

Dreams of riding chihuahuas.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

is my next door neighbor

 

[rlaflamme]

Dreams of riding chihuahuas.

Rides a chariot of fire.

 

[rlaflamme]

is my next door neighbor

Dreams of genies

 

[Devlishone4fun]

nearly starved to death when he was locked in a supermarket

 

[numeniusa]

nearly starved to death when he was locked in a supermarket

Had the keys to the supermarket

 

[rlaflamme]

Had the keys to the supermarket

Threatened to take the keys

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Tried to mail himself to Russia once

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Tried to mail himself to Russia once

Takes kissing surveys all day, but has severe kissing allergy.

 

[Ask For More]

Only rises from the dead when offered bacon.

 

[Lala_Phoenix]

Only rises from the dead when offered bacon.

Never gets asked for more.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Never gets asked for more.

Had no idea that her second cousin, Feisty Phoenix, is also a member on this site

 

[rlaflamme]

Had no idea that her second cousin, Feisty Phoenix, is also a member on this site

Wants to be a phoenix