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JerseyJade
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He started it.....
Only dates former Boy Scouts, for their rope-tying skills
After realizing that my advice to him about being old and wanting to go to Las Vegas was good advice, he chose to listen to me and stay home.
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Cyberbella
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He started it.....
Only dates former Boy Scouts, for their rope-tying skills
Ohhhhh really. No they happen to be very dependable... especially camping... honestly I don't even think I've dated a former boy scout.... you'd be my first.
Crushes hearts on Lit.
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RONIN
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Is too old to be taken over my knee and spanked for being a brat
Ohhhhh really. No they happen to be very dependable... especially camping... honestly I don't even think I've dated a former boy scout.... you'd be my first.
Crushes hearts on Lit.
You had me pitching a tent
Thinks sweaty, hair-pulling, butt-smacking, balls-deep fucking is over-rated
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Cyberbella
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Is too old to be taken over my knee and spanked for being a brat
You had me pitching a tent
Thinks sweaty, hair-pulling, butt-smacking, balls-deep fucking is over-rated
It really is. lol
Watches midget porn.
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Cyberbella
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That one time.....
Offered to be my mechanic, so she can tighten my nuts...
Pffft... someone's been dreaming. lol
Nuts were old and rusty.. no amount of lube could tighten them... locked in the hanging low position. lol
sherbetburps
Hi, can I get uhhhhh
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What’s wrong with midget porn?
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Didn't say there was anything wrong with it.
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Wanted to be a farmer.. had to settle for being the chicken.....
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Makes money on the side by running an underground bubble gum distribution.
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Got fired as a mascot in S.D. for climbing into the stands and pretending to have sex with women
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That is a lie because it’s how I got HIRED as a mascot in S.D.
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He's really not happy to see you. That's a banana in his pocket.
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Says “phoarr, she loves it” every time he squeezes toothpaste onto his toothbrush.
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Watches ballet on pay-per-view.
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Secured funding for a shady experiment in the 70s but blew it all on shag carpeting and cocaine. Has been living under a fake name ever since.
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