~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Lastingimpressions]

Secured funding for a shady experiment in the 70s but blew it all on shag carpeting and cocaine. Has been living under a fake name ever since.

Demonstrates his Cookie Monster impression on every first date.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Demonstrates his Cookie Monster impression on every first date.

He's really DB Cooper.

 

[Matthew82]

He's really DB Cooper.

Deck wanted the Berlin Wall to stay up

 

[Lastingimpressions]

He's really DB Cooper.

He can solve a Rubik’s cube in 15 seconds.

 

[sherbetburps]

Demonstrates his Cookie Monster impression on every first date.

*her Cookie Monster impression, y0

He can solve a Rubik’s cube in 15 seconds.

Has a shelf full of IKEA catalogues arranged in chronological order.

 

[kurrginatorX]

*her Cookie Monster impression, y0



Has a shelf full of IKEA catalogues arranged in chronological order.

Was originally going to go with the name icecreambelches but someone had already taken it.

 

[sherbetburps]

Was originally going to go with the name icecreambelches but someone had already taken it.

Yeah, and sorbetfarts just didn’t seem demure enough.


Scat-sings while waiting on hold.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Performs penis puppetry at the local community art center.

 

[Holding_myown]

Performs penis puppetry at the local community art center.

Can be a perfect Kim Jong Un double simply by wearing one of his suit jackets

 

[DeckardNYC]

Can be a perfect Kim Jong Un double simply by wearing one of his suit jackets

Holds his own no matter where he is

 

[sherbetburps]

Holds his own no matter where he is

Has never, ever burnt their toast.

 

[Holding_myown]

Has never, ever burnt their toast.

While she comes off as charitable, she really only volunteers at the homeless shelter to meet single men

 

[Booboobear84]

While she comes off as charitable, she really only volunteers at the homeless shelter to meet single men

I think he is holding someone else's

 

[sherbetburps]

I think he is holding someone else's

Was living, laughing and loving before it was trendy.

 

[Holding_myown]

Was living, laughing and loving before it was trendy.

Thinks that Dumb and Dumber is every bit the love story that Titanic is

 

[sherbetburps]

Thinks that Dumb and Dumber is every bit the love story that Titanic is

1993 International Stare-Off semi-finalist.

 

[kurrginatorX]

1993 International Stare-Off semi-finalist.

His (Her?) only regret in life is not seeing Gronk perform live on The Masked Singer

 

[sherbetburps]

His (Her?) only regret in life is not seeing Gronk perform live on The Masked Singer

Her

Does fingerguns at the nearest person every time he farts.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Would rather fart and smell it than burp and taste it.

 

[sherbetburps]

Would rather fart and smell it than burp and taste it.

Has a gilded treasure chest full of expired coupons and vouchers.

 

[LinusRules]

Has a gilded treasure chest full of expired coupons and vouchers.

When she heard about coronavirus originating out of the “wet” market in Wuhan, she assumed it was some sort of STD.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Seasons everything from steak to salad with turmeric and pumpkin spice.

 

[sherbetburps]

Seasons everything from steak to salad with turmeric and pumpkin spice.

His left nostril secretes a potent and highly sought-after hallucinogen.

 

[Ask For More]

Opened a hipster cafe selling warm air for the soul.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Pissed his SO off because when she offered sex he asked for less.