~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Lastingimpressions]

30 second memory. I'm helping.

Skis backwards. I mean uphill.

Makes kissy faces at himself in the mirror before walking out of the house each morning.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Makes kissy faces at himself in the mirror before walking out of the house each morning.

Had George Clooney's picture taped over all his mirrors.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

spanks himself

 

[Deacon_Voss]

spanks himself

Spanks the monkey. But it's not HIS monkey

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Spanks the monkey. But it's not HIS monkey

Play's nothing but his 8 track of Captain & Tennille's "Muskrat Love" in his van down by the river.

 

[sallycee]

Play's nothing but his 8 track of Captain & Tennille's "Muskrat Love" in his van down by the river.

Secretly writes romance novels in his spare time......

 

[Taegul]

She's been predicted to go as high as the 2nd round in the upcoming NFL draft.

 

[sherbetburps]

She's been predicted to go as high as the 2nd round in the upcoming NFL draft.

Likes to hear his boogers land when he picks ‘em and flicks ‘em.

 

[DarkSimian]

Likes to hear his boogers land when he picks ‘em and flicks ‘em.

Joined Lit because it was cheaper than Match.com

 

[sherbetburps]

Joined Lit because it was cheaper than Match.com

Has an Instagram account full of selfies taken with ducks.

 

[vidiman]

Has an Instagram account full of selfies taken with ducks.

Keeps postponing the Apocalypse for another day

 

[kurrginatorX]

He sometimes makes an ass of himself, causing a real stink around the office. His jokes about Uranus are getting old, also.

 

[vidiman]

Sells 'out of this world' manure on EBAY

 

[kurrginatorX]

He always talks about his streak. We thought it was a winning streak, but it is actually in reference to him running naked through town on a Sunday afternoon.

 

[sherbetburps]

He always talks about his streak. We thought it was a winning streak, but it is actually in reference to him running naked through town on a Sunday afternoon.

Spends Friday nights listening to “Tubthumping” on repeat.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Spends Friday nights listening to “Tubthumping” on repeat.

Lives on a diet of cotton candy and cheese puffs.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Lives on a diet of cotton candy and cheese puffs.

Just made a killing on the stock market on his short positions.

 

[bunny4med]

Just made a killing on the stock market on his short positions.

Farts a lot to keep everyone at least 6 feet away.

 

[SaraSera]

Farts a lot to keep everyone at least 6 feet away.

Does ass flops off table with candied yams in pants.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Does ass flops off table with candied yams in pants.

Once smuggled two dozen piñatas across the Mexico boarder.

 

[Cyberbella]

Once smuggled two dozen piñatas across the Mexico boarder.

Once played with his pogs til his poggler was sore.

 

[DarkSimian]

Once played with his pogs til his poggler was sore.

Is in a long-term, committed relationship with her fax machine

 

[Cyberbella]

Is in a long-term, committed relationship with her fax machine

Hey he knows my number and dials it sooooo well!

Played knick-nack-paddy-wack on someone else's bone. *gasps*

 

[DarkSimian]

Hey he knows my number and dials it sooooo well!

Played knick-nack-paddy-wack on someone else's bone. *gasps*

Yeah, I've got a bone for ya.....

Has the number for "Vibrator Repair" on speed-dial

 

[Cyberbella]

Yeah, I've got a bone for ya.....

Has the number for "Vibrator Repair" on speed-dial

Pfft why would I need it repaired? I'd just buy a new one from Amazon! They're so cheap... geesh!

Is Captain America's latest super villain.