~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Thinks sublime is anything under a lime.

 

[Jodaily]

Thinks a liiime is what you use to make margaritas, which can be quite sublime.

 

[Cindy027]

Comes into the threads and posts gibberish most of the time (oh this is lies, sorry )

 

[EctoJohn]

Purposely puts tiny holes in every article of clothing she owns.

 

[Series 6]

Purposely puts tiny holes in every article of clothing she owns.

Steals all of his clothes

 

[EctoJohn]

Refuses to upgrade from VHS.

 

[Series 6]

Refuses to upgrade from VHS.

Has a fetish for ghost porn.

 

[Him15]

prefers space wizards to flame throwers

 

[MrPimms]

Invested in BetaMax and HdDVD.

 

[Him15]

Invested in BetaMax and HdDVD.

they were solid investment!

is still holding onto his blockbuster stock as they are due for a comeback

 

[MrPimms]

they were solid investment!

is still holding onto his blockbuster stock as they are due for a comeback

Tells everyone that slipping on a banana skin is not always how it happens, then experiments when alone. Has bruises to show.

 

[Series 6]

Tells everyone that slipping on a banana skin is not always how it happens, then experiments when alone. Has bruises to show.

That's what he told the doctor in the emergency room. He "slipped on a banana peel"..... You can guess the rest.

 

[MrPimms]

That's what he told the doctor in the emergency room. He "slipped on a banana peel"..... You can guess the rest.

Mimics Fester’s lightbulb trick but can’t reach the switch to make it light up

 

[Him15]

is actually david copperfield but likes to spend his non magician time hanging out on lit

 

[Coyote100]

Likes to play nice with people until he bites their head off.

 

[KyleR215]

Likes to fill out their tax return with their toes

 

[EctoJohn]

Has memorized the lyrics to the national anthem of all UN member nations.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

This dude egregiously over-lubricates his wet Willies. His bud J-bone told me he just straight up spit in his ear.

 

[Him15]

is not a guy as promised

 

[EctoJohn]

Won an award for the most realistic brain ever sculpted in ice.

 

[MrPimms]

Originator of the Halloween costume meme. His was ‘sexy ghost hunter, not included: Zener cards’

 

[Photog1rl]

Hates to read unless it’s Penthouse-for the “articles”

 

[Him15]

doesnt know how cameras work

 

[Photog1rl]

Is currently in bed with me.

 

[MrPimms]

Hates to read unless it’s Penthouse-for the “articles”

wrote the fascinating article in Penthouse: a short take on the history of erotic photography, as told by the flashbulb. I’ve never felt so enlightened.