~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

Has never been present.

Has never received a present. Lit Members. Let’s take a donation.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Has been on Supermarket Sweep and won a year of groceries

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Was on Nickelodeon - and got slimed

 

[Sexydrana]

Has never received a present. Lit Members. Let’s take a donation.

Was on Nickelodeon - and got slimed

@UsuallyPresent always buys presents for me, he’s just so generous

 

[Him15]

Is actually the Mrs. Clause

 

[EctoJohn]

Once painted Himself blue for an entire year because he wanted to become a Smurf.

 

[MrPimms]

Knows who let the dogs out, the answer is surprisingly obvious.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Was let out

 

[PotNoodle79]

Speaks fluent badger

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He says he teaches badger at the collegiate level. But really he’s just teaching pig-latin.

 

[mickyp123]

Dr in Genetics thought he would make his fortune breeding four legged chickens for the fast food industry, then found out nobody could catch the little fuckers.

 

[EctoJohn]

Once tried to marry a tree.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Once tried to marry a tree.

Officiated that wedding and was surprised when the tree ran off with the best man.

 

[kellyt1994]

Carefully cropped her avatar pic to avoid showing WHYshe grins like that

Has a side gig as an expert witness on grin analysis.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Has a side gig as an expert witness on grin analysis.

Went on a road trip with me and kept asking if we were there yet. I told her I would turn this car around if she didn’t stop and she just stuck out her tongue and blew raspberries at me.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Both were arrested for indecent behavior

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Both were arrested for indecent behavior

Desperately wished for a phone to record their 'actions' whilst arrested

 

[EctoJohn]

Their favorite food is a pastry made from nothing but flour and water.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Their favorite food is a pastry made from nothing but flour and water.

Has comb over chest hair

 

[SweetCheeks_95]

Has the power to teleport....but only to 7-Eleven bathrooms

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Has 2 pet alligators that she walks on a leash everyday

 

[EctoJohn]

Has an award winning yawn.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Once, when caught without a handy proton pack, managed to exorcise a ghost with energetic hip thrusting

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Once, when caught without a handy proton pack, managed to exorcise a ghost with energetic hip thrusting

Once caught without a handy... just was unusual for him not to be giving himself one

 

[MrPimms]

Once caught without a handy... just was unusual for him not to be giving himself one

Once misread the title of the film Ghostbusters and began a fascination with haunted bustiers and lingerie.