~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Ratchetman1982]

Uses the Bubble Guppies as fishing bait

Knows what fragile rocks are.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Uses the care bear stare to catch fish

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Sells cookies to Girl Scouts

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Claims that Stitch is his pet

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Claims that Stitch is his pet

Goes around hospitals saying, “Oh, you have stitches? What did you name your pet?”

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Claims that Stitch is his pet

Is listed as a "Person of Interest" in the Vlasic Heist of 2021, when 22,000 jars of pickles were stolen from the warehouse

 

[EctoJohn]

Is currently playing an international game of Hide 'n' Seek with one woman from South Korea, a few Canadians, a man from Cuba, and 3 people from Laos.
He has been the seeker in said game since 2018 when he was found by the Cuban man.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Ectojohn is meant to be a description as he is a John, but he purchases ecto cooler from prostitutes

 

[kreemi_pi]

Is NOT faking it

 

[fakingadulthood]

is easily mistaken for kreemi_tan and pretends it’s ok but it bugs her since circles are way hotter than triangles

 

[Jaws82]

Was the first person to put pineapple on a pizza

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Was the creator of pizza

 

[fakingadulthood]

If she needs a sick day, Blood and glitter can be substituted for mentos and Diet Coke for easier cleanup

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Is the new Elmo

 

[fakingadulthood]

Is the new Elmo

Really wants to tickle me

 

[EctoJohn]

Was once sent to space by Italy in 2006.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Was found dangling over the lasagna extruder wrapped in an oversized shell

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Was charged with evading police. At sentencing, evaded then again. The police threw up their hands and said "Damn. They are good!". All charges were dropped

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Was charged with evading police. At sentencing, evaded then again. The police threw up their hands and said "Damn. They are good!". All charges were dropped

I told him that my mirror was stolen. As a self-professed investigator of lost curiosities he assured me he was looking into it.

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[Bloodandglitter]

To quote Scissor Sisters: "Don't feel like dancin' "

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Was the inspiration for the Strawberry Shortcake cartoons

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is the inspiration for bumper cars...after footage of his driving was leaked

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is the inspiration for bumper cars...after footage of his driving was leaked

Idolizes the quote from Dodgeball. "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

 

[Bloodandglitter]

He's usually absent

 

[PotNoodle79]

Can't stand Britpop