~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Bloodandglitter]

He is the Best Boy at Best Buy

 

[PotNoodle79]

Uses a peacock as an alarm clock

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Buys condoms at the dollar general and wonders why he has 47 children.

 

[LostHorizon]

Buys condoms at the dollar general and wonders why he has 47 children.

Her horse isn’t really pink.

 

[MrPimms]

Her horse isn’t really pink.

Always carries a map, compass, GPS dedicated device, is never lost but likes the way it sounds so he can use the pick up line: “I’m lost, can you direct me to your house”. Invariably this leads to the nearest Police Station.

 

[EctoJohn]

He doesn't age. He has been 19 for the past 30 years.

 

[Sexydrana]

@EctoJohn is the immortal snail and though constantly hunting me down, I’ll just keep outwalking him

 

[kreemi_pi]

@EctoJohn is the immortal snail and though constantly hunting me down, I’ll just keep outwalking him

Has fatally smothered dozens of men with that cleavage.

 

[Jaws82]

Prefers cake

 

[kreemi_pi]

Prefers cake

Was the first astronaut to moonsturbate

 

[PotNoodle79]

Was the first astronaut to moonsturbate

Was what he masturbated to

 

[kreemi_pi]

Was what he masturbated to

Uranus

 

[Series 6]

Uranus

Is masturbating right now

 

[kreemi_pi]

Is masturbating right now

No, it's,supposed to be a lie

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Keeps calling me pretending to be a bill collector.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Keeps calling me pretending to be a bill collector.

Keeps paying me.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Keeps paying me.

Didn’t realize I’ve been paying with Monopoly money

 

[Sexydrana]

Hates masturbating and claims she dries up when she tries to do it again.

 

[sexysluttyyyy]

Hates masturbating and claims she dries up when she tries to do it again.

Has declined every opportunity she got to get fucked by any guy

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Hates masturbating and claims she dries up when she tries to do it again.

Was masturbating with me and faked her orgasm

 

[Sexydrana]

Was masturbating with me and faked her orgasm

And this is why we shouldn’t have watch When Harry Met Sally together first because of course I’m gonna reenact that scene!

Steals everyone’s underwear from the washing machine because she keeps making super hero costumes for herself wearing all our underwear.

 

[base10]

And this is why we shouldn’t have watch When Harry Met Sally together first because of course I’m gonna reenact that scene!

Steals everyone’s underwear from the washing machine because she keeps making super hero costumes for herself wearing all our underwear.

Has actually cum in a public place from a sandwich

 

[Series 6]

Has actually cum in a public place from a sandwich

Thinks mayonnaise is made with bovine semen

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Thinks mayonnaise is made with bovine semen

Thinks Fragile Rock is highly overrated

 

[LostHorizon]

Thinks Fragile Rock is highly overrated

Knows what fragile rocks are.