~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[EctoJohn]

Is the person responsible for dipping the actual vinyl records in gold for the RIAA.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Uses his dishwasher to clean his socks

 

[EctoJohn]

Has the largest ant farm in New Jersey.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Can't cook boxed Mac and cheese

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Can only cook boxed Mac & cheese

 

[kathyisgr65]

Can only cook boxed Mac & cheese

Wished he could afford generic boxed Mac and cheese

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Prefers pumpkin spice mac & cheese. The monster.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Actually waits all year for pumpkin spice season

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yeah, for it to be over.

Doesn’t drink coffee

 

[kathyisgr65]

Isn't human

 

[Cm_gogo]

She has a unique fantasy of showing only her left boobs and not the right boobs... But with ass it is reversed and she prefers to show her right ass cheek...

 

[kathyisgr65]

She has a unique fantasy of showing only her left boobs and not the right boobs... But with ass it is reversed and she prefers to show her right ass cheek...

Correct.. but opposite..

 

[EctoJohn]

Is collector of old Playboy magazines.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is collector of old Playboy magazines.

He loves him some Playgirl mAg

 

[UsuallyPresent]

She collects old porn mags. For the staples!

 

[EctoJohn]

Once held an office job strictly because of the free bagels in the break room every morning.

 

[Sexydrana]

Also once held an office job, just to check off conference room sex, on his bucket list. He quit soon after…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Also once held an office job, just to check off conference room sex, on his bucket list. He quit soon after…

She (and her titties) held an office job. It was messy, riotous, and is enshrined on the local Police Blotter as one of their favorite calls to date.

 

[Sexydrana]

She (and her titties) held an office job. It was messy, riotous, and is enshrined on the local Police Blotter as one of their favorite calls to date.

Is really a cat who knows how to type on a keyboard… clever boy!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Is actually a virgin, not a Virgo

 

[Sexydrana]

Is actually a virgin, not a Virgo

I can’t prove this but @Ratchetman1982 is really the Goblin King from the Labyrinth… you all have to trust me .

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I can’t prove this but @Ratchetman1982 is really the Goblin King from the Labyrinth… you all have to trust me .

Likes staring at my bulge while I twirl my balls

 

[Sexydrana]

Likes staring at my bulge while I twirl my balls

(Lmao fuck that’s a good one)
They call him Cuban Pete but he is not the king of the rumba beat.

 

[smtst5]

(Lmao fuck that’s a good one)
They call him Cuban Pete but he is not the king of the rumba beat.

Can twirl tassels in opposite directions

 

[EctoJohn]

Has a preference for durian fruit during sex.