~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Ratchetman1982]

Never saw Ghostbusters

 

[Canadian1968]

Never saw Ghostbusters

Cannot believe they ate 100 fire ants for $20

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Posted fire ant for sale on Craigslist

 

[EctoJohn]

Once built a 1/4 scale replica of Tokyo Tower using only matchsticks and a hot glue gun.

 

[SimonSex]

Thought Elon Musk was a new men’s fragrance by Fabergè.

 

[EctoJohn]

When he was younger, @SimonSex thought "Duck Duck Goose" was just some crazy three-headed abomination.

 

[Sunlover102]

When he was younger, @SimonSex thought "Duck Duck Goose" was just some crazy three-headed abomination.

Got caught soooomany times having hands free sword fights at boarding school he was nick named the romantic sword swollwer.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Posted fire ant for sale on Craigslist

Says he's not heard my voice but I k

Got caught soooomany times having hands free sword fights at boarding school he was nick named the romantic sword swollwer.

Is a vampire

 

[EctoJohn]

Is secretly an A.I..

 

[PotNoodle79]

Likes to eat his chicken raw

 

[kathyisgr65]

Chews his toenails

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

Does my hair

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is bald but for the 4 speigs

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is bald but for the 4 speigs

Made him bald, except for the four lil sprigs

 

[kathyisgr65]

Made him bald, except for the four lil sprigs

(Supposed to be a lie)

 

[UsuallyPresent]

(Supposed to be a lie)

OK, fine.

Made him bald, except for the 5 little sprigs. (Better?)

 

[kathyisgr65]

OK, fine.

Made him bald, except for the 5 little sprigs. (Better?)

I don't see any difference.. grabbing my red marker

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I don't see any difference.. grabbing my red marker

To Kathy 'Red Marker' is an euphemism for any blood-engorged body part.

 

[kathyisgr65]

To Kathy 'Red Marker' is an euphemism for any blood-engorged body part.

Uve been taking notes.. bravo

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

Uve been taking notes.. bravo

Left me with sprigs

 

[kathyisgr65]

Left me with sprigs

At least u have those I hear that the comb over is coming back

 

[Sexydrana]

@kathyisgr65 is throwing a themed Halloween party for everyone, she said it’s Monster Mash but make it sexy. Think thigh high boots and pasties

 

[EctoJohn]

Spent 4 years at university studying frog electricity and is hoping to begin their doctorate in it quite soon.

 

[Sexydrana]

@EctoJohn trained from Gomez Addams himself, on romance, and on swordsmanship… he really took the notes well.

 

[kellyt1994]

Wrote three of the songs on Taylor Swift's first album.