Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[DeckardNYC]

Currently hiding in Nebraska because she is wanted by Interpol for her work with the Marseilles Mob.

Skipped out on his bail.

 

[loquere]

Skipped out on his bail.

He's an NYPD detective whose been placed deep undercover in the Cowboy Mafia.

 

[Sundayschild]

He's an NYPD detective whose been placed deep undercover in the Cowboy Mafia.

On a mission to Flatland. He's still around, we just can't see him.

 

[loquere]

On a mission to Flatland. He's still around, we just can't see him.

He moved to Texas to start his new job at SpaceX, at their super secure facility housing alien technology.

 

[Anastasia1999]

He moved to Texas to start his new job at SpaceX, at their super secure facility housing alien technology.

She fell in love with a snowy owl and flew off into the sunset.

 

[loquere]

She fell in love with a snowy owl and flew off into the sunset.

She's been invited to join a secret society.

 

[DeckardNYC]

She's been invited to join a secret society.

Abducted by aliens. Again....

 

[loquere]

Abducted by aliens. Again....

He's gone back to his alien home world.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's gone back to his alien home world.

Flew too close to the sun.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Flew too close to the sun.

Squealed on a mob hitman and the head of the Gambino family ordered him to. . . disappear.

 

[_valkyrie_]

VoraciousValue went amiss when sailing to Bermuda.

 

[DeckardNYC]

VoraciousValue went amiss when sailing to Bermuda.

She fell asleep in the poppies. Again.

 

[VoraciousValue]

She fell asleep in the poppies. Again.

Went down to The Hole in Lindenwood, Queens and found out just what kind of hole it was.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Went down to The Hole in Lindenwood, Queens and found out just what kind of hole it was.

Voracious Value, values of any kind, disappeared decades ago, victim of a capitalist greed in overdrive.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Voracious Value, values of any kind, disappeared decades ago, victim of a capitalist greed in overdrive.

Was abducted by the spirit of Karl Marx and taken to another world to see what communism should have been.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Was abducted by the spirit of Karl Marx and taken to another world to see what communism should have been.

Was caught in a time flux, and is now in the year 1489.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Was caught in a time flux, and is now in the year 1489.

Is missing in New Orleans after he went down there because he heard it was full of "happenin' bitches."

 

[DeckardNYC]

Is missing in New Orleans after he went down there because he heard it was full of "happenin' bitches."

Took off from the road-side litter gang.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Took off from the road-side litter gang.

Got off at the wrong subway stop.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Got off at the wrong subway stop.

Came into the Port Authority on a Greyhound with no plan, now she's walking the point.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Came into the Port Authority on a Greyhound with no plan, now she's walking the point.

Made the mistake of going into Westchester County and was never seen again.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Bump.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Bump.

Lit his cigar near sewer gas.

 

[LiveWire64]

Lit his cigar near sewer gas.

She was lost in cyberspace.

 

[DeckardNYC]

She was lost in cyberspace.

Batteries ran out