DeckardNYC
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He ran from Beauty...
Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again
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He ran from Beauty...
Dangerous_Curves27
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He got lost inside of a museum
LiveWire64
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With a name like that,she drove off the road,never to be seen again
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There was a utility pole that went down.
LiveWire64
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mynameisben
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Forgot to set his alarm clock, and has therefore been in a sleep coma since 2007.
Ben
PlayfulLilDarlin
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Ben got the angle wrong and slipped into 5th dimensional space. He's not missing so much as we can't perceive him.
mynameisben
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Got her ass stuck in a washtub again and is too embarrassed to be seen in public with a huge washtub bulge in the rear of the oversized muumuu she's trying to hide it with.
Ben
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He was murdered by 1970s American serial killer mynameisted.
Matt
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loquere
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Is on a super long and unnecessary zoom call.
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The mouse ran further than expected and she couldn't find her way back.
DeckardNYC
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Fell into a rabbit hole.
PlayfulLilDarlin
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Replicants, why did it have to be replicants.
LiveWire64
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She's stuck in that little tub and cannot get out.
Jake069258
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Got the wires crossed on transporter pad
Cat
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Went on a trip to see the old breweries in Europe... I believe he was last seen, teaching a class of apprentices in a monastery in the mountains.
LiveWire64
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Went on a trip to see the old breweries in Europe... I believe he was last seen, teaching a class of apprentices in a monastery in the mountains.
While wearing that low cut top,she caught a draft,requiring immediate medical attention.
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Weather delays
PlayfulLilDarlin
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People said not hide nor hair was seen, no one was looking for the feathers
mynameisben
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There was a 72-hour The Flying Nun marathon airing on TV, and her DVR was broken.
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On trial at the International Criminal Court at The Hague.
DeckardNYC
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He's on the last train to Clarkesville.
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She ran off and joined the circus.
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