Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[DeckardNYC]

He was put in a round room and told to sit in the corner

He's chasing his dream - finding the perfect pair of pants.

 

[_valkyrie_]

DeckardNYC is missing because, having decided to leave a trail of doughnut holes to mark his path in the Minotaur's labyrinth, he got peckish after wandering around a bit and and ate all of them.

 

[Grumpybollocks]

DeckardNYC is missing because, having decided to leave a trail of doughnut holes to mark his path in the Minotaur's labyrinth, he got peckish after wandering around a bit and and ate all of them.

Is waiting in line for a tin of tartan paint

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Is waiting in line for a tin of tartan paint

He's currently searching for ways to dissolve super glue.

 

[Justis]

He's currently searching for ways to dissolve super glue.

They got lost in barbies rabbit hole.

 

[VoraciousValue]

They got lost in barbies rabbit hole.

Decided to find the end of the rainbow to get the pot of gold. Last seen near a South African gold mine.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Decided to find the end of the rainbow to get the pot of gold. Last seen near a South African gold mine.

He is marching on the Kremlin in an effort to reclaim the Romanov throne.

 

[Xerxes82]

He is marching on the Kremlin in an effort to reclaim the Romanov throne.

Returned beneath the waves to reclaim the throne of Atlantis.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Xerxes82 is missing on the account of an incident involving a shrinking ray.

 

[Taegul]

In a desperate career move, _valkyrie_ went into hiding in an attempt to get her face onto milk cartons everywhere for the promotion of her upcoming book release, Milk, It Did My Body So Good.

 

[jasonmason]

In a desperate career move, _valkyrie_ went into hiding in an attempt to get her face onto milk cartons everywhere for the promotion of her upcoming book release, Milk, It Did My Body So Good.

He went into the witness protection program.

 

[ydahecnot]

He went into the witness protection program.

Swallowed up by a river monster

 

[jasonmason]

Swallowed up by a river monster

Total Eclipse.

 

[AZDryHeat]

Went over the waterfall.

 

[TwoTaTango]

That's Easy

Because the Circus left town

 

[Mattentive]

He's on the run with the priceless painting that used to hang on those nails.

 

[kurrginatorX]

He's on the run with the priceless painting that used to hang on those nails.

Currently on his honeymoon with the "woman" in his avatar, who is actually a RealDoll love doll.

 

[ydahecnot]

Currently on his honeymoon with the "woman" in his avatar, who is actually a RealDoll love doll.

X marked the wrong spot

 

[Bewleybrother]

He's waiting to speak to the Operater.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Had sex with Kim Kardashian, fell in, and is forever lost to us.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Had sex with Kim Kardashian, fell in, and is forever lost to us.

Captured by Martians and is getting probed -- for the fifteenth time!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Captured by Martians and is getting probed -- for the fifteenth time!

He keeps going down the rabbit hole. Only thing is, no one wants to tell him its really a beached whale's B-hole.

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

He keeps going down the rabbit hole. Only thing is, no one wants to tell him its really a beached whale's B-hole.

he got jumped by a group of power rangers wanting their suit back

 

[DeckardNYC]

he got jumped by a group of power rangers wanting their suit back

Jumped bail, and on the run.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Jumped bail, and on the run.

Dude keeps running afoul of the mob... The Canadian mob, so he'll be back soon with poutine.