Post a reason why the person above would appear in the evening breaking news

[_valkyrie_]

Title is self-explanatory, although I think this one will sink before it flies.

You guys know what to do.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Title is self-explanatory, although I think this one will sink before it flies.

You guys know what to do.

She won the lottery....except it was the tiny jackpot.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Camped outside his local movie theatre to be first in line for the next Star Wars movie, for days. Set up a Death Star tent and everything.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Camped outside his local movie theatre to be first in line for the next Star Wars movie, for days. Set up a Death Star tent and everything.

Saved a kitten from a tree, but then got stuck herself.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Won a trip to the International Space Station.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Won a trip to the International Space Station.

She kissed Lit goodbye.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She kissed Lit goodbye.

Started a riot at the wet tshirt contest.

 

[weekender43]

Started a riot at the wet tshirt contest.

Was tired of being deprived and snapped!!

 

[Blue_Eyed_Country_Angel]

Protesting to legalize concealed weapons for everyone!

 

[papadoc19]

She is at the center of a sex scandal that brings down a politician

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

She is at the center of a sex scandal that brings down a politician

Bit the hand that feeds.

 

[hotwords229]

Steals hats from people, then blatantly posts pictures all over the internet of himself wearing them.

 

[Blue_Eyed_Country_Angel]

Goes around ripping peoples clothes off.

 

[ydahecnot]

Arrested in the stalking of Blake Shelton

 

[wheres_the_beef]

"Local dies during risky stunt. When asked by a friend why they were doing it they uttered their last words "Why the heck not."

 

[ydahecnot]

A feature on a cult that thinks Clara Peller is God

 

[Blue_Eyed_Country_Angel]

Stole the moon....

 

[_valkyrie_]

Authorities are bringing her into a court hearing for being the elusive brain behind a pyramid scheme.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Authorities are bringing her into a court hearing for being the elusive brain behind a pyramid scheme.

She got elected to be Frodo's bodyguard.

 

[llidar]

He won 'Dancing With The Stars'.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

He won 'Dancing With The Stars'.

And she was photographed as my "companion of interest"

 

[AbsintheFather]

For pleasing a woman in a very public space

 

[ashesatwork]

For pleasing a woman in a very public space

Hes making beer to share with me

 

[just4friends]

Caused unruly crowds to form in downtown bar while doing demonstrations of different kissing techniques all the while claiming classy girls don't kiss like this... or this.., or this

 

[papadoc19]

Arrested for stroking his cock in public