Post a Memorable Movie Quote

[GrandpaBill]

"I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it." - Navin R. Johnson (The Jerk - 1979)

 

[GrandpaBill]

"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..." - Peewee Herman (Pee-wee's Big Adventure - 1985)

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[GrandpaBill]

"I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is." Forrest Gump (1994)

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[GrandpaBill]

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"Run Forrest, run..."

 

[GrandpaBill]

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"All of my quotes are memorable, but I can't remember any of them right now." - Krusty the Clown

 

[kelseygurl98]

"Shut your fucking face Uncle fucker ! " South Park Movie

 

[GrandpaBill]

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"Do you like my new car? I just paid $2,150 cash for it. Do you want to go for a ride?" - Grandpa Bill (2016)

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

"That's not what he said, you ignorant wretch. Your Spanish is worse than your English."
Johnny Ringo

 

[BotanyBoy]

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Johnny Ringo: [Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Wyatt Earp: [to Ringo] He's drunk.
Doc Holliday: In vino veritas.
["In wine is truth" meaning: "When I'm drinking, I speak my mind"]
Johnny Ringo: Age quod agis.
["Do what you do" meaning: "Do what you do best"]
Doc Holliday: Credat Judaeus apella, non ego.
["The Jew Apella may believe it, not I" meaning: "I don't believe drinking is what I do best."]
Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.
["Events are the teachers of fools" meaning: "Fools have to learn by experience"]
Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
["Rest in peace" meaning: "It's your funeral!"]
Tombstone Marshal Fred White: Come on boys. We don't want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.

 

[jomar]

I smell *sniff sniff* skank. -FF1

 

[sircumvent]

Jamie: I wish we had time to bury them fellas.
Josey Wales: To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Milo: "That's not smart. Nately would never do anything that dumb."

Yossarian: "He's dead."

Milo: "It's too bad. He was a nice fellow."

Yossarian: "One of your boys made a nice direct hit on him."

Milo: "But he died a rich man. He had over 60 shares in the syndicate."

Yossarian: "What good is that. He's dead!"

Milo: "Then his family will get it."

Yossarian: "He didn't have time to have a family."

Milo: "Then his parents will get it."

Yossarian: "They don't need it. They're rich."

Milo: "Then they'll understand."

 

[Tigersman]

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." Star Trek: Wrath of Kahn

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

"you fuck wit me youre fucking wit the best" - scarface

 

[Comshaw]

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." Captain Jack Sparrow

"...America isn't easy. America is advanced citizenship. You gotta want it bad, 'cause it's gonna put up a fight. It's gonna say "You want free speech? Let's see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who's standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours. You want to claim this land as the land of the free? Then the symbol of your country can't just be a flag; the symbol also has to be one of its citizens exercising his right to burn that flag in protest. Show me that, defend that, celebrate that in your classrooms. Then, you can stand up and sing about the "land of the free"."
President Andrew Shepard

Comshaw

 

[Comshaw]

"By seeing beyond what is visible to the eye. Now there are those, of course, who do not share my perceptions, it's true. When I say that all my woman are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the-the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a third, they are too small. But I see these women for how they truly are... glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect, because, I am not limited by my eyesight. Women react to me the way that they do, Don Octavio, because they sense that I search out the beauty that dwells within until it overwhelms everything else. And then they cannot avoid their desire, to release that beauty and envelope me in it. So, to answer your question, I see as clear as day that this great edifice in which we find ourselves is your villa. It is your home. And as for you, Don Octavio DeFlores, you are a great lover like myself, even though you may have lost your way and your accent. Shall I continue?"

Don Juan Demarco





Comshaw

 

[Adre]

"Hey, I'm walking here!"

 

[Comshaw]

Brig. Gen. George Crook: A lot of white-eyes want to see Geronimo hanged for murder.

Geronimo: Not murder. War. Many bad things happen in war.

Brig. Gen. George Crook: How many white-eye did you kill since you left Turkey Creek?

Geronimo: Maybe fifty. Maybe more. How many Apaches do you kill?

Brig. Gen. George Crook: You killed women and children.

Geronimo: So did you.




Comshaw

 

[Comshaw]

Rooster Cogburn: [cocks his gun] Mr. Rat... I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chen Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of the same. See? Don't pay no attention to me.

[shoots the rat]

Chen Lee: [runs into the room] Outside is place for shooting!

Rooster Cogburn: I'm serving some papers.




[Rooster confronts the four outlaws across the field]

Ned Pepper: What's your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?

Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?

Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!


Comshaw

 

[Phillyguy902]

[Thompson is at a university, lecturing an auditorium full of enthusiastic students.]
College student: I was just wondering if you could tell me, um, if you thought drugs and alcohol would make me a better writer.
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: That's a good question. Let me see ...
[The crowd cheers as Thompson lights a marijuana joint. Some more joints are thrown onto the stage.]
Dr. Hunter S. Thompson: In my case, you know, I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Where The Buffalo Roam.

 

[Comshaw]

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [RE: What they found on Miranda] This record here's about twelve years old. Parliament buried it and it stayed buried until River here dug it up. This is what they were afraid she knew. And they were right to fear. There's a universe of folk who're gonna know it, too. Someone *has to* speak for these people.

[pause]

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.


Comshaw

 

[AngeloMichael]

"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."

"Funny how?"

"Little bit."




"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

"I believe in America."

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

"Don't ask me about my business, Kate"