Porn Over Politics

[Morcheeba]

Not sure, but I think I've found my favorite porno clip to get me through the intensity of the upcoming Prez Election (how DARE they have the final debate during the Lions/Bears game)...

http://www.youporn.com/watch/293625/hard-wet-female-super-orgasm-squirt/

Yeah yeah, it has squirt as one of the main keywords and that's not my thing, but when a cute girl gets the camera soaked and asks a hot man with the perfect dick/thrusts to stop as she is on the brink of convulsing even by the touch of his hand and later loses her balance after another explosion within 5 minutes, my vaginal interests are more than piqued.

Thought I'd share... you're welcome.

 

[Disgustipated]

Welcome to 2001!

 

[Morcheeba]

Or welcome to 2003 when I got here and wondered why so many were all invested in politics, fuck it , jerk or jill off and have fun!

I wish Roseanne Barr was a member here.

 

[blobfish]

Do you like the "squirting" sun genre, or do you just like this video that happens to contain "squirting"?

 

[Morcheeba]

Do you like the "squirting" sun genre, or do you just like this video that happens to contain "squirting"?

Did you not read my opening post?

I LIKE this video clip for many reasons, did you watch it?

 

[blobfish]

Did you not read my opening post?

I LIKE this video clip for many reasons, did you watch it?

No to both.

 

[Morcheeba]

No to both.

Why not?

 

[blobfish]

Why not?

Well, I just skimmed over the OP at first. I'll watch the porn now.

 

[Morcheeba]

Well, I just skimmed over the OP at first. I'll watch the porn now.

I can't wait for your ASSessment of it all. Tissue?

 

[Morcheeba]

Tebow might just be the best RB versus the Pats tomorrow. I hope coach Soprano has a few tricks up his sleeves like way back a few years ago when he outsmarted the Pats with the Wild Cat as Dolphin's Head Coach.

*I always call him Soprano, don't judge

 

[Jedi_Princess]

I'll have what she's having

 

[blobfish]

I can't wait for your ASSessment of it all. Tissue?

Yes, well, it was pretty good. The only part I didn't like was when he was smacking his unreasonably large penis against her. It was too squishy sounding. Other than that, it was good.

 

[Morcheeba]

So Mz. Jedi and Blobfish liked it, lovely.

I rather liked him withdrawing his dick and slapping it around while she'd released and tightened up... If I had a dick I might do the same.

My only qualm is his right foot, heel, actually. He needs some of those tiny little Japanese fighting fish to eat those callouses away.

xoxo

*ETA, my 43,000th post thankfully about PORN in here

 

[Jedi_Princess]

Oh yes, I definitely liked it. *watches again*

And yay for milestones!

 

[blobfish]

I think I'd need piranha to eat off my calluses.

 

[Bert Notorius]

for a minute there i thought clinton was back in office.

 

[richard_daily]

Boring.

It takes a little more than a woman saying "right there", and squirting to make it interesting for me.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

www.pornhub.com has the best ones..