Porn for Women. . . Hmm. . .? ? ?

[EveAnna]

You know, it might get interesting if house-cleaning hubby got creative with his feather duster.

 

[damppanties]

I could keep you laughing if this were the "Tell How Red Breaks Her Toys In" Thread. Or "Breaks Them" . That's a story that would make ya chuckle.

Do tell.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

If you look at the description and reviews you'll see the book's meant as satire.

I was about to say...

I was gonna call bullshit on ANY guy doing housework in a designer button-down shirt and trendy denim jeans like they got on that cover!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Do tell.

I will write it soon. . . but when the handle on the toy is getting hot. . .don't tell yourself you have soft hands and that is why you can't handle the heat. When you smell something burning and you check your house to make sure nothing is on fire. . .don't go back to using your hot handled toy. . .

 

[damppanties]

I will write it soon. . . but when the handle on the toy is getting hot. . .don't tell yourself you have soft hands and that is why you can't handle the heat. When you smell something burning and you check your house to make sure nothing is on fire. . .don't go back to using your hot handled toy. . .

All your parts ok? Not singed? In working order?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I was about to say...

I was gonna call bullshit on ANY guy doing housework in a designer button-down shirt and trendy denim jeans like they got on that cover!

I always do housework in a designer shirt and trendy jeans! And I look like Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford and Sean Connery all at the same time. Oh and I'm rich, too, yeah yeah thats the ticket.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

All your parts ok? Not singed? In working order?

I'm good. . . (that is why toys don't last long around me. ) I really will write it. . .it's quite a funny story. I think I shall call it. . ."Playing in Denial"

 

[damppanties]

I'm good. . . (that is why toys don't last long around me. ) I really will write it. . .it's quite a funny story. I think I shall call it. . ."Playing in Denial"

Good luck. With the story and the toys.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Good luck. With the story and the toys.

Thanks. I need it. . .for both.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

You're very welcome.

I could keep you laughing if this were the "Tell How Red Breaks Her Toys In" Thread. Or "Breaks Them" . That's a story that would make ya chuckle.

I'd pay good money to hear it ?

*starts begging*

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I'd pay good money to hear it ?

*starts begging*

Scroll a bit and you'll find a few key details.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Scroll a bit and you'll find a few key details.

. . . which is why I'd pay good money

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

. . . which is why I'd pay good money

*giggles* When it gets written, I'll let ya know. I can't tell it without laughing out loud and cutting off my air supply from giggling so damn much. BTW. . .a towel insulates the heat, only giving you a few minutes of comfort while the handle gets hot...

 

[Nirvanadragones]

*giggles* When it gets written, I'll let ya know. I can't tell it without laughing out loud and cutting off my air supply from giggling so damn much. BTW. . .a towel insulates the heat, only giving you a few minutes of comfort while the handle gets hot...

Ok! Your muse is whispering to me that she feels the beginning of a " How to" erm . . . coming

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Ok! Your muse is whispering to me that she feels the beginning of a " How to" erm . . . coming

Yeah, I have one of those in the back of my mind too. lol

I tell ya, the muse is all over the place lately. Which is good, but sometimes frustrating. lol

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I don't think what you've written so far is wrong. I love your work. But if you havn't, I think you should try your hand at humour, because your post made me spew various liquids all over my keyboard.

How many liquids were you drinking? That post wasn't all that long...

 

[Stella_Omega]

nope nope, I'm holding out until I get an accounting of women who have had a bit of "self love" with me in their minds first. No lurid stories of me with a spatula until at least 20 women admit to using me as wank fodder. I may be a slut but I have standards.

Damn straight, Salvor. You'll be the figurehead of the Men's Domestic Porn Worker's Union in short order!