porn collections

[Lust Engine]

Why do we keep porn??

I'm sure many of you folks out there have collections of porn ranging from magazines, videos, DVD's, to all manner of photos, toys and other souvenirs. But why is it we cherish porn so much that we almost hoarde it & hide it?

Why are there so many people that collect boxes & boxes of old Playboys, Penthouses, etc.?

Why do we cherish our porn collections and we toss out other magazines & newspapers??

Just curious as to others' habits here and would love to hear your reasons!

 

[Ezzie]

I keep the porn we had bought to use it as blackmail if my ex husband ever tries to do something stupid when it comes to our divorce. It's all male gay porn. (Not that it's not a huge turn on for me, too, but he never mentioned he was EXTREMELY bi to the point of almost being full blown gay when we got married and had a child together)

The other porn I have, I not really saving for any particular reasons. Some were gifts, I've traded porn tapes and DVDs and I've borrowed porn that for some reason or another hasn't been returned.

 

[gothedistance]

Why do we keep porn??

I'm sure many of you folks out there have collections of porn ranging from magazines, videos, DVD's, to all manner of photos, toys and other souvenirs. But why is it we cherish porn so much that we almost hoarde it & hide it?

Why are there so many people that collect boxes & boxes of old Playboys, Penthouses, etc.?

Why do we cherish our porn collections and we toss out other magazines & newspapers??

Just curious as to others' habits here and would love to hear your reasons!

It's sex any time we want with someone who excites us and only makes us feel good.

It's much easier to hold on to than the real thing.

And, you don't get those feelings from any other two dimensional form of mass communication.

Welcome to Lit LE and have fun...

 

[Lust Engine]

Ezzie...

Trading porn?? Hmmm, interesting! I guess I've never considered trading porn, but then how does one broach that subject?

"Yeah, I'll trade you 2 anal flicks for a all girl movie plus a draft pick to be named later"???



And upon return, do you discuss whether you liked them or is it a discrete hand off??

 

[Narcosis]

Why do we keep porn??

because its embarrassing getting caught trying to throw away that copy of sperm sluts in heat vol 33 at 8 am when the garbageman gets to your house

 

[peachykeen]

blimey! I didn't know I was supposed to be keeping it, I'm always giving/trading it away to my friends!

Seriously tho I never really keep it around for long; I always thought "What if I die in a car accident and my mom comes to clear up all my stuff and finds this shit?"

 

[Titania1616]

blimey! I didn't know I was supposed to be keeping it, I'm always giving/trading it away to my friends!

Seriously tho I never really keep it around for long; I always thought "What if I die in a car accident and my mom comes to clear up all my stuff and finds this shit?"

lol, thats exactly what i think! now i keep it on downloaded files in my computer, harder to stumble upon.

 

[Narcosis]

yea u better hide that stuff or theres gunna be 2 funerals that day, one for you and one for your mom when she has a heart attack from finding the hidden mountain of porn in your closet.

 

[Lust Engine]

Isn't there a wee bit of doubt here in our minds??

Do you really think that our parents don't know about us having porn?? Now granted our parents would probably be okay if we had a few Playboys & Penthouses (for the articles of course).

Admittedly it would be a bit more shocking if they found out our collection of cross dressing, three legged bondage farm animal collection!

Afterall, we found THEIR porn stash way back when! What makes you think they couldn't find yours??

Or for that matter...where do you hide your little gems of naughty knowledge????

 

[Star of Penumbra]

<SNIP>Or for that matter...where do you hide your little gems of naughty knowledge????

I have a couple of Zip disks that I keep my stash on, as well as one that I use to backup my writing. I keep them in a small lockbox in my wall, which is covered with fiberglass insulation (the box, not the wall). I keep the key taped to the inside of the rear right tire of my car, which I park four counties away in a parking garage. I take the bus back and forth from there.

 

[Lust Engine]

Wow! For all that grief, I'd have a kept woman almost! I'm no so sure that I'd even go to those lengths to keep a mistress or two in tow!

Must be some pretty hot & saucy pics!!!

 

[Ezzie]

Ezzie...

Trading porn?? Hmmm, interesting! I guess I've never considered trading porn, but then how does one broach that subject?

"Yeah, I'll trade you 2 anal flicks for a all girl movie plus a draft pick to be named later"???



And upon return, do you discuss whether you liked them or is it a discrete hand off??

If you have friends like I have, it's a rather simple process. When they come over to visit or vice versa, we'll get to talking about porn and if we've seen anything good lately. And, then we just swap if we wanna see what the other has to offer. Now, as for returning them, there is no such thing as discretion when it comes to my circle of friends... we talk openly about it.

 

[Wyatt]

I have no magazines,no videos,no DVDs.Zilch

I do have about 200 of my fave stories saved to hard drive but no image files at all.

I feel like a weirdo

Should I buy a copy of playboy?

 

[cindylouwho64]

We only keep copes of mags that we really like certain pics in - the others we toss. DVD's/Videos - Same thing - some we keep, some we e-bay and some we trade.

 

[lorddragonwolf]

Re: Re: porn collections

because its embarrassing getting caught trying to throw away that copy of sperm sluts in heat vol 33 at 8 am when the garbageman gets to your house

well i guess i could throw mine in the firebarrel since i live out in the country..but i got used to keeping them from when i lived in florida threw some into the dumster one day and an hour later some kid had them showing them to his friends.

 

[Lust Engine]

Hey...let's hear it for Junior Achievement then!

Or should we commend them on recycling???

 

[Marquis]

I have a pretty extensive computer porn collection and I get worried about the car accident thing all the time.

The thing is, a lot of my more hardcore porn I dont even like. Much of it is there for jokes and a lot of it is there just to complete my collection (ok and some of it I like when I get in the mood).

Which makes the fear even worse. I mean really, at least if they are going to find out I am a pervert, it better be for the perverted stuff I am actually perverted about!

 

[Narcosis]

Re: Re: Re: porn collections

well i guess i could throw mine in the firebarrel since i live out in the country..but i got used to keeping them from when i lived in florida threw some into the dumster one day and an hour later some kid had them showing them to his friends.

haha

 

[fifi]

My collection

I write my own cartoon sex fics on the computer, and keeps them, I also collect sex art with famous cartoon characters, and once upon a time I had a inflatable fallic, but I threw it away, as I wanted a inflatable dinosaur instead

 

[lorddragonwolf]

Hey...let's hear it for Junior Achievement then!

Or should we commend them on recycling???

they could be called junior achievers if they where older thatn 12yrs old.

 

[Belilica]

I keep mine on a RW with my writing and in a drawer with my toys...

 

[huskie]

I keep mine on a RW with my writing and in a drawer with my toys...

miss belilica, I think you would lots of fun to play with

 

[Belilica]

miss belilica, I think you would lots of fun to play with

Don't you know it.... just leave the salt shaker at home LOL

Bel

 

[Lust Engine]

Don't you know it.... just leave the salt shaker at home LOL

Bel

Salt shaker??? Hmmmm... that almost sounds kind of kinky!!!

 

[bknight2602]

My collection is for the times when I need to have visual and well as stimulating experiences. The collection is not that large, but adequate for my needs, although a fun lovng warm body beats the hell out of a computer/paper image. Love the stories also.