Pop quiz, asshole.

[KillerMuffin]

(for anyone who has seen Speed too many times as well)

You're in public and there are a lot of people, including the lust of your life, there. Your ass suddenly itches like a devil after a yearling. What do you do? What do you do...?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

turn away from her and scratch,
who fucking cares what everyone else thinks? she's the only one that matters at the moment

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yes, but do you stick your hand inside your pants and get a really good itch relief or do you just muck around with trying to manuever the scratch through the britches? Don't your eyes cross, tongue come out, and face contort in a facsimile of orgasm when you scratch? I know mine does.

I would refrain from scratching until I could get someplace more private. A good itch scratching deserves all the pleasure that comes with it.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Nahhh I think i'd do the outside of pants thing, it won't do the job but it'll help for a bit, and I have good controlle over my facial expresions . she'd never know hehe

 

[Dillinger]

I'd ask the lust of my life to scratch my ass for me.

 

[Gilly Bean]

I scratch on the outside. If it isn't satisfied, then I try to dig around a bit more, but I try not to do it obviously.

 

[Starfish]

I'd ask the lust of my life to scratch my ass for me.

Yes!

And if all is as it should be, she'd do it.