Polly Wants You!

[DVS]

I found this in the Kansas City Star, yesterday. I just had to post it. I found the story on the paper's web site to make it easier for me to post. I just thought it was humorous. No real substance, no BDSM connections, and no...well, there's some sex, depending on how you look at it.

OK, I"ve changed my mind. There might be a BDSM link here. There is a cage involved and well, after reading the story, you might understand more connections.



http://www.kansascity.com/238/story/127040.html

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Funny.. but probably true..

 

[graceanne]

esclave_pp (formerly malcah_ms) has a parrot who immitates her sex sounds. Quite often while she's on the phone. She says it's pretty embarrasing, but funny.

 

[myinnerslut]

esclave_pp (formerly malcah_ms) has a parrot who immitates her sex sounds. Quite often while she's on the phone. She says it's pretty embarrasing, but funny.

i can only imagine...


"what's that in the background???"

"nothing mom!!!"

 

[neonflux]

I found this in the Kansas City Star, yesterday. I just had to post it. I found the story on the paper's web site to make it easier for me to post. I just thought it was humorous. No real substance, no BDSM connections, and no...well, there's some sex, depending on how you look at it.

OK, I"ve changed my mind. There might be a BDSM link here. There is a cage involved and well, after reading the story, you might understand more connections.



http://www.kansascity.com/238/story/127040.html

I feel very sorry for the poor parrots in question - guess the solution is to buy them in pairs. (And does anyone else here think that cutting off a masturbatory outlet is just plain cruel?)

 

[DVS]

I feel very sorry for the poor parrots in question - guess the solution is to buy them in pairs. (And does anyone else here think that cutting off a masturbatory outlet is just plain cruel?)

I kind of felt the same way. Get Polly a date wasn't in any of the solutions. Shouldn't somebody contact Peta?

 

[graceanne]

I feel very sorry for the poor parrots in question - guess the solution is to buy them in pairs. (And does anyone else here think that cutting off a masturbatory outlet is just plain cruel?)

I'd worry they'd find something else to masturbate with that's less easily removed. I'd leave 'em there toy, so I could remove it when we have company.

 

[neonflux]

I'd worry they'd find something else to masturbate with that's less easily removed. I'd leave 'em there toy, so I could remove it when we have company.

Always so practical!

 

[graceanne]

Always so practical!

 

[neonflux]

I kind of felt the same way. Get Polly a date wasn't in any of the solutions. Shouldn't somebody contact Peta?

I say we start our own group for the sake of the parrots - Pervs Objecting to Libido Limiting Yahoos (POLLY, get it?)....

 

[graceanne]

I say we start our own group for the sake of the parrots - Pervs Objecting to Libido Limiting Yahoos (POLLY, get it?)....

LOL Oh my gosh, that is AWFUL!