Poll

[Quoll]

In traditional poll style, my answers later.

 

[KarenDee]

I like poles

 

[eudaemonia]

QTP? Quoll's Troll Poll?

 

[Quoll]

I like poles

Apparently they make good popes.

QTP? Quoll's Troll Poll?

Holy moly a trolly poly.

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

quoll, i love you man...brilliant!

ed

 

[Eilan]

I bet y'all can guess how I voted.

 

[EJFan]

y'all

i'd like to see a poll that addresses the elimination of these types of words. others would include:

dagnabbit
din't
yeehaw
tarnation

and that stupid laugh that roscoe had on "the dukes of hazzard."

 

[Eilan]

i'd like to see a poll that addresses the elimination of these types of words. others would include:

dagnabbit
din't
yeehaw
tarnation

and that stupid laugh that roscoe had on "the dukes of hazzard."

Y'all forgot y'uns and you'uns.

 

[EJFan]

Y'all forgot y'uns and you'uns.

excellent point. i just couldn't seem to access that place in my mind where i store all of those terms (for use when conversing with the locals).

 

[australwind]

Ah Quoll......given the timing of your first post, you weren't captivated by the "race that stops a nation" then?


Nice to see you making a mockery of tradition again!


Been sometime since we caught up...hope you're doing well!

 

[Quoll]

Ah Quoll......given the timing of your first post, you weren't captivated by the "race that stops a nation" then?


Nice to see you making a mockery of tradition again!


Been sometime since we caught up...hope you're doing well!

Would you believe I actually missed the damn thing (stupid kids shows that suck you in) I did however catch several hundred replays from several dozen camera angles, just like being there.
To be honest the footage of the Henley on Todd was a bit more thrilling.

Hey, what kind of Aussie would I be if I didn't take the piss out of tradition.
I could make a mockery pie with a nice side dish of stewed girt and a delish desert of pashin' pav.



I'm doing ok, you know the one day at a time shit, also a bit sleep depraved , just in case you can't tell by recent posts.

 

[Quoll]

Will a poll like that of Quoll take a toll on the role to search one's soul with the goal of being whole?

Well the whole goal of the Quoll poll was not to take a toll on the role of the poll, but to see if the role of the poll should extol wholly upon those whose role it is to create the poll.

 

[Quoll]

I bet y'all can guess how I voted.

5 times no less.

 

[Quoll]

quoll, i love you man...brilliant!

ed

[grasshopper] I seek only to emulate the master, but I fear I am not yet ready to snatch the stone from your hand. [/grasshopper]

 

[australwind]

Would you believe I actually missed the damn thing (stupid kids shows that suck you in) I did however catch several hundred replays from several dozen camers angles, just like being there.
To be honest the footage of the Henley on Todd was a bit more thrilling.

Hey, what kind of Aussie would I be if I didn't take the piss out of tradition.
I could make a mockery pie with a nice side dish of stewed girt and a delish desert of pashin' pav.



I'm doing ok, you know the one day at a time shit, also a bit sleep depraved , just in case you can't tell by recent posts.

Can't imagine that you would have something more important to do!


Haven't had a decent pashin' pav for such a long time.....when are you planning this great dinner and can I come???

I am so dislocated I have to check as to which state and time zone I am in...and as for the date...wouldn't have a clue! Should settle down a bit now....have only one more trip scheduled before the end of the year and thats to Bendigo...which is nothing in the scheme of things!

 

[Quoll]

i'd like to see a poll that addresses the elimination of these types of words. others would include:

dagnabbit
din't
yeehaw
tarnation

and that stupid laugh that roscoe had on "the dukes of hazzard."

Dagnabit, I wuz jest gettin ta larnin 'em tu.

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts."

IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."
Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"

RANCH - noun. A tool.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh
bard a few munts ago."

ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things
gonna catch far."

BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is
gonna far you!"

TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup
truck."

TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in
Paris sometime."

HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ.
HOD - adverb. Not easy.
Usage: "A broken hot is hod to fix."

RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."

TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."

RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."

LOT - adjective. Luminescent.
Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair."

FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

DID - adjective. Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."

EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the
University of Alabama?"

HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

SEED - verb, past tense.
VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.
Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"

GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!

 

[Ladybird]

I love polls. So much so I'd love to poll dance... hang on, should that be POLE dance...

 

[EJFan]

Dagnabit, I wuz jest gettin ta larnin 'em tu.

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

...etc.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i immediately looked for "tar" because of an incident we had in a nearby town many years ago. a giant pile of tires burned for days. everyone referred to it as a "tar far."

 

[bisexplicit]

quoll, I like your poll.

 

[Quoll]

quoll, I like your poll.

*blush*

 

[Flora]

I cheated and looked at the pole results before I voted. I just realized I could do that.