poll: strangest requests?

[silverwhisper]

OK, this poll is a two-fer (two for the price of one):

1. what was the strangest request you ever had during sex that you granted?

2. what was the strangest request you ever had during sex that you didn't grant?

ed

p.s.: my answers later...

 

[bisexplicit]

1. My boyfriend told me about how he was into role-playing the whole daddy thing. And, at first I was like "woah, thats a little weird," but I tried it anyway...and now I'm the one who initiates that game.

2. My boyfriend wants me to take control, be the agressor, and possibly tie him up - and I really have yet to fulfill that kindof request...but mostly its 'cause anytime I try I die laughing at myself. Seriously, me, being like "What a naughty boy you are, you deserve a spanking!"...who /wouldn't/ laugh at that?

 

[silverwhisper]

bi: be patient, am working on more chapters in wendigo. you'll see. :>

ed

 

[LeahLo519]

1. My boyfriend told me about how he was into role-playing the whole daddy thing. And, at first I was like "woah, thats a little weird," but I tried it anyway...and now I'm the one who initiates that game.

2. My boyfriend wants me to take control, be the agressor, and possibly tie him up - and I really have yet to fulfill that kindof request...but mostly its 'cause anytime I try I die laughing at myself. Seriously, me, being like "What a naughty boy you are, you deserve a spanking!"...who /wouldn't/ laugh at that?

LoL I can't do that either! My guy likes for me to talk dirty to him so I have to come up with as much creative stuff as I can so that I don't sound like a cheesy porno.

 

[bisexplicit]

bi: be patient, am working on more chapters in wendigo. you'll see. :>

ed

Yay!
Yahoo is /still/ not letting me view anything else. ...Maybe you could copy and paste the rest of the chapters from that other story for me? Pretty please?

 

[bisexplicit]

LoL I can't do that either! My guy likes for me to talk dirty to him so I have to come up with as much creative stuff as I can so that I don't sound like a cheesy porno.

hahaha, Yeah, I got most of the normal dirty talking down...but, I'm used to my roll as just being "Ooh, you're so big, I love how you fuck me" (Whenever its typed it looks silly, though)...but switching to other types just seems even /more/ silly.

 

[EJFan]

i've never had any strange requests... i just count myself lucky to be there.

if anyone has a spare vagina, i'm taking donations.

 

[LeahLo519]

hahaha, Yeah, I got most of the normal dirty talking down...but, I'm used to my roll as just being "Ooh, you're so big, I love how you fuck me" (Whenever its typed it looks silly, though)...but switching to other types just seems even /more/ silly.

That's crazy, because that's one of the things I catch myself saying regularly...and you're right, it does look silly in type, but I'm pretty sure men think it's really hot in the heat of the moment. But there are too many perfectly sexy women out there that are too shy to get loud when they have sex...I've never had a problem with it. *shrug*

 

[silverwhisper]

i have a rule: never say anything during dirty talk that isn't actually true. :>

ed

 

[EJFan]

i have a rule: never say anything during dirty talk that isn't actually true. :>

ed

this is why i only have sex w/mimes.

[snatches ed's trout and saunters off]

 

[bisexplicit]

That's crazy, because that's one of the things I catch myself saying regularly...and you're right, it does look silly in type, but I'm pretty sure men think it's really hot in the heat of the moment. But there are too many perfectly sexy women out there that are too shy to get loud when they have sex...I've never had a problem with it. *shrug*

I only have a problem with being loud if I think other people can over hear. But, yeah, I'm not sure why people get all shy...I love making noise, hehe.

And silver; the things I say /are/ true...and the things that aren't (aka "daddy") are role-playing, and well, *shrugs* its fun.

 

[silverwhisper]

EJ: funny, that isn't what your--o, sorry, nevermind. wrong forum.

bi: gah, you're shattering my virginal image of you!

[looks horrified and runs screaming from thread]



ed

 

[bisexplicit]

this is why i only have sex w/mimes.

hahaha, Oh my god. You need to stop being so damn funny.

*giggles* The mental picture of you having sex with a mine is just too damn amusing.

 

[bisexplicit]

bi: gah, you're shattering my virginal image of you!

[looks horrified and runs screaming from thread]



ed

Sorry, I suppose there are some things you just shouldn't talk about with your big brother, hehe.

 

[silverwhisper]

[stops running in horror just long enough to trout-smack bi]

[resumes running in horror]

 

[iansearchof]

Stumbled in here 'cause of the tantalizing possibilities but with little to add. I can't keep a straight face with role playing. Tho I love laughing occasionally in sex, role palying stikes me as absurd (sorry). Little sexual strikes me as strange.

The only "strange" request acceded to was that I be tied. (I used to say that I would let a woman tie me because I'd never met a woman who could tie a decent knot [there's a reason they call them "granny knots"--a LOL, btw]; then I started meeting women who had military experience, wives of servicemen, scout leaders...

The only "strange" request refused was that I tie her. This makes me very queasy. (A one-time prosecutor, I'm aware of several instances of this getting way out of control.)

As a postscript, I can enjoy either of us agreeing to restraint without being physically restrained; the continuing volitional aspect is especially exciting.

 

[Ricwilly]

Question number one: A girl told me she liked it rough, so we was doin it doggy and I was slapping her ass now and then. I guess this isn't what she meant because she reached back between her legs and grabbed my balls and twisted them real hard. It hurt like hell so I slapped her really hard to get her to let go. She said " Yeah! that's it!" That relationship got a little strange to me.
Question number two: I haven't gotten a request I wouldn't at least try once. So far anyhow.LOL.

 

[bisexplicit]

Question number two: I haven't gotten a request I wouldn't at least try once. So far anyhow.LOL.

But theres gotta be stuff you wouldn't do, hehe.

 

[EJFan]

*giggles* The mental picture of you having sex with a mine is just too damn amusing.

the mental picture of me having sex with anything is too damn amusing.

however, a mime is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[bisexplicit]

the mental picture of me having sex with anything is too damn amusing.

however, a mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Nah...what /is/ amusing is if you had some big circus orgy. You, a mime, a clown, the bearded lady, a midget...

 

[EJFan]

Nah...what /is/ amusing is if you had some big circus orgy. You, a mime, a clown, the bearded lady, a midget...

we could call it "the greatest ho on earth"

 

[bisexplicit]

we could call it "the greatest ho on earth"

*pouts* I thought that was your name for me!

 

[Ricwilly]

But theres gotta be stuff you wouldn't do, hehe.

I'm sure there is, it just hasn't been asked of me.....yet. LOL.

 

[Munachi]

trying to come up with answers... but i seem to realize that it is mostly me doing the strange requests...

now, one ex once asked me to bark like a dog, but that was more a joke than sex related...

 

[Eilan]

1. what was the strangest request you ever had during sex that you granted?Like Munachi, I tend to be making the strange requests.

2. what was the strangest request you ever had during sex that you didn't grant?I don't know if I'll share this one right now, because it was a request involving both my hubby and me. It wasn't a request made during sex, but it was a request for something special during a future sexual encounter. There has yet to be (and probably never will be) a future sexual encounter with this person.