Poll: Splitting in two?

What did it feel like?

  • warm & fuzzy

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He'll never try to stick that there again! BAM!!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I felt like I was split in two!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    1

msboy8

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I'm curious. Most authors use the phrase "I thought he was gonna split me in two" or something like that for thinks like first time anal or big dick/tiny pussy or ass-hole. I have never been blessed with 'taking it up the ass'. Do you that have agree, or think of it differently? Thanks for responding.
 
Sorry, msboy, no experience w/the butt sex, here. 'Fraid I can't add anything.
 
I must choose "None of the Above."

Though incredible, there is nothing warm and fuzzy about anal sex. :cathappy:

However, if any type of penetration (oral, vaginal, anal) truly causes that much pain to the recipient it's time to stop. Back up - more prep - more something, because there is no way they will be able to enjoy the sexual act. Even though in those stories what usually comes next is that the pain magically goes away and they go on to have the orgasm of the century.

Right.

I really hate to read that in stories. I think it is cliche', much like what has been discussed on a few recent threads.

I'm all for intense sex, and some pain can be an incredible part of the pleasure, but I don't think that kind of description is remotely realistic.

A slight burning sensation can be felt while sensitive and unprepared muscles stretch for a huge "penetrator" - the muscles will relax a bit more during the sex act, lessening that stinging feel.

But splitting apart? I don't even think I felt that way while delivering my kids!
 
I've never taken it in the bum, but I have given it in the bum a number of times. It's never been described to me as painful, but rather pleasurable or better, and I was never told that they felt as if they were splitting in two, but rather pleasantly full instead.

On the other hand, I have had a number of orgasms in another's bum, where they were so intense that I felt as if my penis were splitting in two from the force of the ejaculate. Now those were fun!!!

:cool:
 
msboy8 said:
I'm curious. Most authors use the phrase "I thought he was gonna split me in two" or something like that for thinks like first time anal or big dick/tiny pussy or ass-hole. I have never been blessed with 'taking it up the ass'. Do you that have agree, or think of it differently? Thanks for responding.

Splitting in two...? Painful...?

:eek:

:eek:

:(

Sorry, having prison flashbacks....

Q_C
 
Thanks to you all for your inputs. "Being Split in two" is a pet peve of mine too. I groan every time I read it. :(
 
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